heiman

Refering to someone who posses at least one of the following characteristics:

1.Massive testicles
2.Many hot female friends
3.GQ looks
4.Has a wetpiece like Peja Stojakovic
5.Gets alone with black people well

Man, Craig is a fucking heiman!

by Poochy323232 March 13, 2009

Heistand

The German way of spelling Hiestand

Look at that Heistand! That is one weird person

by skullbro1 March 17, 2019

Buster Heimann

A jug headed ass munch who thinks he is the smartest man of all time. He sits down when he pees. His penis is the size of a Vienna Sausage.

Dude, Donald Trump is such a Buster Heimann.

by Blockabbott February 28, 2018

Heimannator

A person who yells "Ill be back" after taking a girls virginity, But doesn't return.

Steve totally accomplished the heimannator to Rachel, what a fucking badass!

by Justin Guerard July 27, 2008

heimana

Heimana is the kinda guy with one tiny penis. He is usually short 5 4 and normally ugly and disliked by other people.

Jeez i hate that Heimana kid! he thinks he is all that!

by chеg January 21, 2019

storm heitman

StOrM your awesome never change!!! :);)

he has to laugh at stuff otherwise it would be boring as hell
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by im confused :( September 10, 2003

heismanziel trophy

A once prestigious award, given to the nation's best football player now reserved for the most acne-covered, homosexual athlete in college football.

Johnny football finished with Drake and rose to accept the award but soon realized his mere acceptance of the heismanziel trophy made it worthless.

by Wenonahthing November 27, 2013