From the Disney cartoon, "Phineas and Ferb". He often compiles schemes using more complicated measures than necessary to move one step closer to controlling the Tri-State Area. However, due to clumsiness, forgetfulness, or a lack of thinking things through, he is doomed to a humorous defeat at the hands of his sharp-witted arch-nemesis, Perry the Platypus, a secret agent for a network of undercover animals.
"We have reports that Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz is building another one of his machines , though we don't know exactly what he plans to use it for. Go find him and put a stop to this, Agent P!"
by tick_tock February 3, 2018
Perception of the nature of an event after it has happened. Not to be confused with "hindsight", heinz sight is 57, not 2020.
(Coincidentally, Heinz has 57 varieties.)
(Coincidentally, Heinz has 57 varieties.)
"Damn dude, I shouldn't have jumped my snowmachine over the house."
"Well you know what they say, heinz sight is 57."
"Well you know what they say, heinz sight is 57."
by BongRipper3000 April 28, 2017
Not sure if I spelt that right but basically parry the platypus’s nemesis, doing things like wrapping the town to pull it with a very strong magnet to then reverse the way the earth go’s round. Also a dad which in my honest opinion he is the best dad
Agent p Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz has purchased a suspicious amount of tin foil and we think you best suited for the job. go and check it out
by Meme and scream June 16, 2020
by killercut20 January 9, 2021
when your banging a chick on her period and your about to CUM and you pull out your cock, grab the bitch by the her ears and slam your johnson in her mouth and slather the salty ketchup down her throat. Ahhh much better than just the salty mayo huh?
I was bangin nikki in her cooch (while she was on her period ) and just before i came I pulled out and finished in her mouth, Giving her the ketchup AND mayo . Then said how do you like the Heinz 57 ?!!
by Deepthtroatin Charlie December 6, 2008
heinz tomato ketchup is red
by Blackswordsmen March 16, 2017
1. The scientific way to get ketchup out of an old style Heinz bottle
2. The preferred way to jerk-off or give a handy to an old man. Using Newton’s Law of Viscosity the handjob giver influences the fluid flow at a speed proportional to the force applied to it.
Both involve the following two-handed jig process:
Shake vigorously enough so that the solid particles unsettle. Next, turn upside down and thrust with both hands downwards at high speeds. This should help move the sauce into the neck, which is particularly important if your client is old and empty. Lastly, turn upright and karate-chop gently at the nape... careful as the sauce is guaranteed to flow!
2. The preferred way to jerk-off or give a handy to an old man. Using Newton’s Law of Viscosity the handjob giver influences the fluid flow at a speed proportional to the force applied to it.
Both involve the following two-handed jig process:
Shake vigorously enough so that the solid particles unsettle. Next, turn upside down and thrust with both hands downwards at high speeds. This should help move the sauce into the neck, which is particularly important if your client is old and empty. Lastly, turn upright and karate-chop gently at the nape... careful as the sauce is guaranteed to flow!
Handjobs were preferred by Robert Kraft, and to no one's surprise, his Masseuse used the Heinz 57 Method which had his sauce gushing out in seconds.
by b_ats February 22, 2019