bright-headed

Pronounced brahyt-hed-id Defined as smart, intelligent, acute, bright, brilliant, keen, knowing . . .

She's bright-headed, smart like a calculator!
He's bright-headed!!!

by A. Nonny Moose February 8, 2012

Purple Headed Custard Chucker

An erect penis during the process of ejaculation. The penis being at its most pressurised phase, is usually seen as a dark red or purple colour.

Howard aimed his purple headed custard chucker at catmur's face

by Dr Dock November 30, 2003

nerf hearder

A derogatory term of Star Wars origin. The term "Nerf Hearder" is actually derived from an undesirable job: that is, herding Nerf for slaughter and consumption. Since the job is so unfavorable, the term was expanded to encompass all those who also fit the "unfavorable" description.

"Why you stuck up, scruffy-looking...nerf hearder!"

"Who's scruffy-looking."

by Derek Heid April 14, 2004

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.

The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

3 headed turtle

The rare but real "talent" of taking not only an erect penis, but also the testicles in one's mouth while performing fellatio. Being able to deepthroat helps.

"That Cock Gobbling Ball Juggler's mouth was so big she could do the 3 headed turtle with ease."

Pornstars Annette Schwarz and Sasha Grey can do the turtle.

by e873 December 3, 2009

hot headed

someone who loses their temper easily

Be careful what you tell Phil because he could be hot headed sometimes.

by Gerard Irick December 14, 2009

ass-hearted

The act of half-heartedly doing something half-assed.

I really didn't care enough to properly not care about fixing the door, so I did an ass-hearted job.

by Organic Robot June 18, 2009