Hark, I hear postil shits!

The shitfaced stage actor’s delivery of the line: “Hark, I hear pistol shots!”
Well you sad motherfuckers who’ve paid good money to see me perform tonight, “Hark, I hear postil shits!”
by Dr Bunnygirl October 07, 2020
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Dark Hark

Dark Hark- absence of truth in a place to listen

Dark Hark- absence of something that enlightens or informs in a place to listen
The dark hark causes me great sadness on this faithful day.

Leave the room with your dark hark mind to avoid confrontation.
by OOOh You should of known November 25, 2022
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dark hark

Something that catches peoples' attention for its disturbing quality.
That weird gesture was a dark hark for that kid, but he confessed that he didn't mean anything malicious about it, so it turned out to be innocuous.
by Ereck Flowers November 14, 2018
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Hark

A big daddy who is super sexy and a big teddy bear. A Hark is a scary looking person but is so sweet. A Hark could also punt kick anyone bc he is a big daddy. Usually you’ll see a Hark around hot blonde bitches.
Woah who’s that big dude talking to my bitch?

Oh that’s Hark. He’s cool
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HARK

A noise of exitement
HARK SOUNDS LIKE THE GENTLE KNOCK OF A VULNERABLE TEENAGE GIRL
by Almosttoasty October 11, 2020
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Hark

When you don't know what to say so you say Hark
Oh help its a... Hark.
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Hark?

When your stupid mother wants you to stop spitting curse words and diarrhea and to respond with hark
Dumbass: Yah shut up and eat you broccoli
You: Hark?
Dumbass: Eat you broccoli already!
by TheWordie September 30, 2020
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