Jon Hamming

clearly demonstrating a bulge in your crotch of your pants, shorts, chubbies, etc. Sticky Fingers style.

Those pants are too tight, bro. You're totally Jon Hamming it.

by UrbanDictionarySnob July 2, 2015

Hamming

The process of going HAM

Guy 1: yo, what are we doing tonight?
Guy 2: Getting some beers and hamming!

by Ham master March 19, 2013

Jack-hammering

Pounding a hoe in the vag or even the spinky, when feeling daring enough. The male thrusts at a speed that is resembling of a jack hammer. This may cause small fissures and sometimes even full cracks in the applicable genitalia/shit-partition.

Tyrant: Dude I went trout fishing last night, caught a few. Hbu?

Big Easy: Dawg I went jack-hammering with my wife. Pounded her spinky so hard I created a crack in her ass.... now she has two asscracks.

by Stoney69 July 5, 2019

Hamazing

(adjective) To describe an amazing pork product.

That was hamazing, those pork products were hamazing, that ham was hamazing.

by lnp87 February 25, 2009

hamming

Making a complete balls up of a particular situation, or event.

I kept hamming up my chances of scoring with Angela!

by kneecapper December 20, 2006

Hamming

The act of a man going without underwear but only if he is well-endowed.

From Jon Hamm.

I can tell that Frank is hamming it. I don't think Gary has enough equipment to be hamming it.

by Jon Hamm May 13, 2013

hamazing

something that an irish man called dan (known as slang for not all with it) might say to describe something which he believes is good.

Not entirely disimilar to 'amazing', but spelt incorrectly. Basically, it might just be possible that he is not speaking correctly.

associated words: 'mcgowan', happrentice', and 'i am drunk'.

'that vodka was hamazing', 'i am hamazing', 'you are not hamazing'. 'marmite, hamazing.'

by hels hamazing May 28, 2008