Daniel Handler

The author of several amazing books including The Basic Eight, a thrilling tale of murder. Mr. Handler is perhaps best known as Lemony Snicket's Handler (not to be confused with Lemony Snicket's manHandler).

"Oh look! There's Daniel Handler! He deserves a hug for his contributions to modern literature!"

by rorschachwins March 23, 2009

handle my lightweight

What a hood person says when he/she wants someone to handle his/her lightweight it means they want you to fight a battle for them essentially a small ass person that is not a challenge or they feel they must not condescend to a bitches level.

Aye bruh handle my lightweight before I fuck up my shoes

by stonie man March 10, 2011

handle the jandal

To be capable of managing an experience

"he couldn't handle the jandal"

by Pete January 20, 2004

Hadley Claire

The most talented and beautiful girl on tiktok. She writes her own songs that you can find on her SoundCloud Hadley Claire. Two of her songs are “Chocolate Ice cream & rainbow sprinkles” and “You’re my home”. Some of her songs are also on her YouTube which is also Hadley Claire.

Person 1: what song are you listening to?
Person 2: oh it’s “you’re my home” by Hadley Claire

by yogurtdemon November 3, 2019

handle our bizness

To go talk about something in private away from the others.

Meet me outside at the car so we can handle our bizness. Too many ears in here!

by talk2me-JCH2 June 19, 2023

Hamlet

Used when an action got social credit, but there was nothing behind it, either because of deception or luck.

Example 1: Jesse suggests to Billie that they should meet up tonight, even though Jesse secretly knows that Billie is busy and cannot meet. Jesse then *acts* (hence, 'Hamlet') very bummed, lamenting how on how much he misses Billie and that they should meet up already.
Example 2: Todd does not want to hang with David as planned, but reluctantly calls him to check where they are meeting up. David apologises profusely and explains that something has come up and he cannot meet. Todd, being and/or pulling a Hamlet, acts very disappointed and explains that he was so looking forward to it.

"HA! i really didn't wanna go out but i had a date with X setup so i called to cancel but before i could X said he/she was feeling a bit bad and wants to cancel, so i gave X shit about it and said how much i was looking forward to it. What a great Hamlet!

by yuxal June 30, 2020

Too hot to handle

It means you look fire or really good.

Me: How do I look??
Friend: Too hot to handle girl. You’re gorgeous.

by Lumirella March 1, 2019