Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.
by theDarkShow October 23, 2010
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the natural phenomenon occurs when a female fellates a sleeping or unconscious male, often results in sleep disruption for the receiver.
After Turbo-Dave passed out on the couch, he awoke to see
Janet helping herself to a snack.
Here's the play by play
Turbo Dave: "ZZZZZZZZZZZ"
Janet: "Mmmmm slurp slurp"
TD: "ZZZ..Whaaaa?"
J: "Slurp slurp mmmm"
TD: "I'll give you 20 minutes to cut that out!"
J: "Mmmm slurp slurp *gulp* slurp"
Janet helping herself to a snack.
Here's the play by play
Turbo Dave: "ZZZZZZZZZZZ"
Janet: "Mmmmm slurp slurp"
TD: "ZZZ..Whaaaa?"
J: "Slurp slurp mmmm"
TD: "I'll give you 20 minutes to cut that out!"
J: "Mmmm slurp slurp *gulp* slurp"
by DJ D-Rail August 7, 2006
Get the helping herself to a snack mug.The act of pulling out just before ejaculation, and moving your penis in a circle around a felmale/males anus thus creating a white halo
liam: rachel was lovin sex last night
Stu: yea??? what about u?
liam: i was haloing the shit out of her at the end so it was amazing bro!
Stu: yea??? what about u?
liam: i was haloing the shit out of her at the end so it was amazing bro!
by Stuper Man December 3, 2010
Get the Haloing mug.The state of "helping" while high on marijuana. To be "helping" is the serious need of help because you are possibly incapacitated on the bed or are about to or have greened out.
(True story, all names have been changed)
So on a clear starry night, two buddies hung out in their basement to get high. They ordered a box of pizza for themselves, and paid the girl the wrong amount of money; still shutting the door on the delivery person.
The two buddies ate the pizza and watched TV for awhile. One of the buddies, "Dave", felt like one of his eyes was larger than the other, and was unable to see straight. He then puked up all the pizza he just ate.
Dave claimed that if he didn't physically breathe, he felt like his body was breathing for him because of all the smoke literally trapped in his lungs and therefore inflated his lungs every time he breathed out.
When Dave laid on the bed, he looked over to his friend who was high as fuck, and kept "helping" to his friend. He constantly asked for help because he thought he was going to die. Dave couldn't feel his body and was to the point where he was too lazy to move and do anything.
(True story, all names have been changed)
So on a clear starry night, two buddies hung out in their basement to get high. They ordered a box of pizza for themselves, and paid the girl the wrong amount of money; still shutting the door on the delivery person.
The two buddies ate the pizza and watched TV for awhile. One of the buddies, "Dave", felt like one of his eyes was larger than the other, and was unable to see straight. He then puked up all the pizza he just ate.
Dave claimed that if he didn't physically breathe, he felt like his body was breathing for him because of all the smoke literally trapped in his lungs and therefore inflated his lungs every time he breathed out.
When Dave laid on the bed, he looked over to his friend who was high as fuck, and kept "helping" to his friend. He constantly asked for help because he thought he was going to die. Dave couldn't feel his body and was to the point where he was too lazy to move and do anything.
Person 1 - "Dduuddee, you okay?"
Person 2 - "I'm heellppiinngg, I can't do jack shit"
Dave smoked way too much weed to the point where he greened out and was "helping" all fucking night.
Person 2 - "I'm heellppiinngg, I can't do jack shit"
Dave smoked way too much weed to the point where he greened out and was "helping" all fucking night.
by Helping as ffuuucckk November 6, 2011
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Get the Helping Dora Over mug.When beautiful music comes from your genitals. A woman or man clutches your nut hair with her teeth and you strum the fully extended hair with your not yet erected weiner.
Will you two stop harping at the dinner table.
As I walked Tory home we heard harping in the distance. She then jerked me off with my own tears.
As I walked Tory home we heard harping in the distance. She then jerked me off with my own tears.
by Dan Rather December 13, 2008
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