Ke$hed Out

The girl at every party, club, bar etc. that is not only completely fucked up, but is proud of this trashiness. She's usually got big bags under her eyes, a broken heel, bruises, and other marks of Ke$hing. She looks like this when she wakes, when she goes to sleep, and about 30 minutes after her bi-weekly (sometimes more often, though this is rare.) shower.

-That bitch is Ke$hed out!

-Which one?
-The one crying into her fake Coach bag full of puke.

by handsonty December 29, 2010

so ca$hed

To be pumped, stoked, or excited about an event or happening.

Little Darryl was so ca$hed when he heard his frat was throwing down

by TTUGDIH8R October 14, 2010

my hed is pastede on, yay!

A phrase used to refer to the internet trend of people cropping the head of one person, perhaps a celebrity, and putting on the body of someone else, such as a naked person, via an image-editing program like Photoshop or Paintshop Pro. Often very obvious and ridiculously stupid. Originated via fandom wank. Spelled in the manner of illiterate 13 year olds.

13 Year Old Boy: Look, J.Lo naked! With Britney Spears!
Picture: My hed is pastede on, yay!

by Megan September 4, 2004

S'ghetti-hed lookin-ass

When someone's hair is covering their face and people wanna toss their ass in the oven.

Person 1: Getcha S'ghetti-hed lookin-ass outta here boi before i toss yo' ass in the oven lookin like a bootleg skrillex.
Person 2: "cries themself to sleep"

by Stevie magoose November 29, 2018

MY HED IZ PASTEDE ON YAY

A term used to describe an obviously Photoshopped or otherwise altered picture. It was coined by the journalfen.net user shinigami_co, and is still in rampant use. It appears to a permanent fixture in the Internet's vocabulary.

"Geez, this picture of a she-male Hilary Duff is so obviously of MY HED IZ PASTEDE ON YAY calibur."

by S. Chopstick January 4, 2005

Dum hed

Dum hed, the name for a dumb ass fucking bitch who likes to tell everybody who you like all of the time and constantly ignore you and all of your friends to try to be popular to cover up her own fucking insecurities like the pussy ass cunt bag they are. They also enjoy making your friends hate you and trying to make every fucking guy in your crack head school try and like them.

Yo that bitch is a fucking DUM HED

by imkindofhungrybutalsoimugly April 19, 2019

HED

1. Used as the unessesary way of talking about oral sex
2. The angles of the homies who guid them.

1. Aye bruh, I can't wait for December so I can get some real HED!
2. Yo homies! I prayed to the HED known as Jah for a good grade and I got a C+!

by J Med December 4, 2019