guactopus

Someone whose hands are always in the Guacamole dish when you are trying to dip your chip. A Guacamole hog.

Don't put the guacamole bowl near him or you will never get a dip in. He is a GUACTOPUS.

by jollypotamus February 19, 2017

gachoosh

Somebody who is into a lot of weird sexual things.

Guy 1: Man that girl we met last night turned out to be a total gachoosh! It was a crazy night!
Guy 2: Bro that’s fuckin’ awesome

by CalYourPal December 5, 2017

Glachoard

Glachoard: the habit of buying different flavors of ice cream and leaving them to collect in the freezer partially eaten. A combination of the Latin words "glacialis" meaning ice and "lac" meaning milk, as well as the verb "to hoard". Pronounced gla-choard (as in glad chore)

Wow! You really are a glachoarder! There must be seven flavors of ice cream in here!

by Volgard December 8, 2018

Guacophobe

Noun, polar opposite of a Guacophile with tendencies to fly into fits of rage upon mere sight of an avocado. Normally found anywhere from the Midlands and upwards. All round sound geezer and inspiration to us all, hates fishing.

"Want an Avocado, Daz?

"No Thanks, I'm a bit of Guacophobe, I'd sooner cry wank in a 7 series"

by El-Leppard January 30, 2019

GAchodey

It is the widest man you will ever meet. he is really wide and his favorite thing to do is get on with uncle ricky and have a wide time. You should really respect his girthfor he is humble of how much bigger and wider he is than you.

Holly cow GAchodey you are so wide!!!

by UNCLE RICKY likes it sticky May 6, 2019

Gaucho Marx

A cowboy of the South-American pampas who also famously starred on the big screen.

Indiana Jones's father, Henry Sr., disgustedly quips that he "should have sent his diary to the Marx Brothers" instead of mailing it to his son Indy, who unwittingly brought the book all the way back to Germany and thus made it available for the Nazis to use for nefarious purposes. What's amusing about this statement is that both Indy and Gaucho Marx played cowboy figures.

by QuacksO August 31, 2019

Guamhomalomdomdom

It is the meaning of weed

Did you bring the Guamhomalomdomdom

by Useless_JR and Useless_seamous October 9, 2019