GU

Some stupid acronym that fake people made up so they couldn't be interested in someone that they actually like because they live a distance incompatible with their fakeness, acronym for "geographically undesirable."

Sarah: "wow that Todd guy is totally nice and all, I would sure like to date him"
Tania: "He lives in Texas"
Sarah: "Damn what a GU"
Todd: "I wasn't interested in you anyway you fake bitch"

by Holden Morrisey Caulfield May 14, 2007

Gus

Gus is typically short for Gustavo. A Gus is usually a tall ass Hispanic 6'3" with some sexy man gams, solid man ass and slick Latino sexy looks. A Gus will have the voice of a radio announcer and wet woman's panties when he hits the first octave. Gus's are particularly very nice empathetic and will go out of the way to make things good for you and everyone they care about.

When irate, Gus's won't hesitate to bring out the inner "Cholo" in them and beat you to the ground till you say "sorry papi I made a mistake".

Keep a Gus, they are faithful, friendly, dedicated and always on your side when you need them

Hey that's a tall Hispanic!!! Yeah that's a Gus you are looking at. Glorious and mystical like a fucking Centaur. You see one of those keep them.

by 311gus September 16, 2019

gus

just that sexy black guy from breaking bad

person 1: remember when gus died in breaking bad?
person 2: fuck you whyd you spoil it
person 1: that shit ended like 9 years ago how are you not finished

by sdfsefse December 19, 2022

GUS

Gus. best brother in the world will love you A LOT and all ways be there for you

WOW did you the that guy give his sister his fav toy? that must be Gus!!

by yo mum27 April 4, 2019

Gus

Gus is very smart, intelligent, hot and funny. Gus is very sporty. He likes everyone he meets. He loves girls and he is very sweet. Gus also has a girlfriend.

Gus is very sweet and kind

by Hockeyrocks16 September 27, 2018

Gus

The hunky guy who pumps your gas in that hick Alabama town; you know, the one with the deep tan and the dimples?

"Gus sho' gotta bunch of girls linin' up to get gas..... You reckon all them girls actually need gas, or just trying to get him to take a selfie with 'em?"

by SouthernGirl'Tude December 7, 2017

Gus

That forehead kid in your class that uses telepathy to beat you at handball

Damn Gus and his forehead powers!

by The Tru kid March 26, 2018