A female cat named Tarder Sauce, who lots of people think is male. She has feline dwarfism, and a brother cat named Pokey.
Grumpy Cat is pure awesomeness.
Grumpy Cat is pure awesomeness.
Will-"Grumpy Cat is the best! He's so cool!"
Dalia- "Dude, no! Grumpy Cat is a girl, duh!"
Insurance Salesperson- *in a perky scary voice* - "Hello! Would you like -"
Grumpy Cat - "No."
Random Person - "Oh no! My iPod/iPhone just died! Now I can't take selfies!!!!!"
Grumpy Cat - "Good."
It is a goal of mine to meet Grumpy Cat aka Tarder Sauce. :) this is my first definition, hope you like it!
Grumpy Cat- " No."
Dalia- "Dude, no! Grumpy Cat is a girl, duh!"
Insurance Salesperson- *in a perky scary voice* - "Hello! Would you like -"
Grumpy Cat - "No."
Random Person - "Oh no! My iPod/iPhone just died! Now I can't take selfies!!!!!"
Grumpy Cat - "Good."
It is a goal of mine to meet Grumpy Cat aka Tarder Sauce. :) this is my first definition, hope you like it!
Grumpy Cat- " No."
by wait, what?! definitions June 28, 2013
A severely raw, sore, arid, chaffed, swamped out or otherwise uncomfortable grundle area. GG can be prevented with regular taintenance and breathable undergarments.
"This heat is really making my GG flare up."
"To prepare for the possibility of a sudden Grumpy Grundle outbreak, hospitals have recently stocked up on wipes, hand fans, baby powder, and trimming scissors."
"To prepare for the possibility of a sudden Grumpy Grundle outbreak, hospitals have recently stocked up on wipes, hand fans, baby powder, and trimming scissors."
by Killah Tahm March 10, 2010
When you go to a more anonymous or out of the way bathroom rather than the one you usually frequent solely to take a dump (grumpy) with more impunity due to intensity, privacy or psychological reasons.
"Hey, I was down on the 15th floor and I caught Jeff coming out of the bathroom, he must have had some bad food for lunch or childhood issues for him to take a secret grumpy."
by Senor Grumpy August 29, 2011
A shit that hurts coming out. Grumpy dumps most often occur after eating spicy food, or can simply happen if you are just taking girthy shit.
Man, I just took a giant grumpy dump! I think my butthole is bleeding!
John took a grumpy dump upstairs! I think we are gonna need to call a plumber.
John took a grumpy dump upstairs! I think we are gonna need to call a plumber.
by Gringo no Brasil November 17, 2014
When you wake up with morning wood and can’t get rid of the boner, so you get angry. The anger leads to being increasingly focused on erection, making it stick around for longer and creating a vicious paradox.
by Fratty’s Pub March 13, 2022
The act of jacking off to the point just before orgasm, then waking her up unexpectedly and cumming on her face when she least expects it. This is reserved for a disappointing evening where she flirts and promises bomb sex all night, then falls asleep leaving you with a case of blue balls.
Susie got me all hot and bothered the other night at the bar talking about her mad BJ skills but when we got home she fell asleep so I gave her the Grumpy Ivan in the morning.
by EZontheMic December 31, 2020
The act of inserting ones fist into the anus of a small person (midget) and waving them about like a hand puppet.
by YellowWaffles April 29, 2011