pulled a griff

when you have a bad case of the squirts/trots and you fall asleep and shat yourself

i cant belive i pulled a griff in my pants

by system support January 21, 2009

Griff in Lock

when ice, dirt or other goopy things get in a locked door
therefore prohibiting unlocking it.

tommy: there's so much griff in this lock that were trapped out here!

sally: dam that griff in lock!

by the islamish pedophile September 5, 2010

Griff Job

The act of receiving three hand jobs in one night

I was so horny last night so I found this bitch to give me a Griff Job. My cock is absolutely drained.

by postcoast October 21, 2012

Griff Pass

(noun.) A griff pass refers to an excess pass made between two forward attackers in Fifa 2011 that renders the attack useless by turning the ball over, whereas keeping the ball would have resulted in a goal 97.4% of the time.

Example:

Papi Smoove: Hey, did you win that match just now?
Bruce: Yeah I did, I should have won by more but i made 3 Griff passes. I suck

Example:
Griff: Flippin dip, dang it!
Chaser: I can hear you screaming from hear, what happened?
Griff: I just made another griff pass, picklesticks.

by A3skywalker March 4, 2011

Griff Pissed

v. to anger or irritate someone to the extent that they join a musical; to be so pissed off that they have the mind set of setting a house on fire.

Andrea found out that Griffin was cheating on her, she became very griff pissed and set the house on fire.

by griffnation123 January 16, 2011

El Griff

Loves to play super smash bros for the nintendo 64. Will often masturbate to the thought of kirby and spends countless paychecks on nintendo game controllors. Has a very hot milf of a mom named Sharol that all of his friends make very sexual raps about.

Hey does anyone live in that house?

Yea thats El Griffs, he smashes way too much.

El Griff...? Ohh Yeah, didnt his mom used to be a pornstar?

Yea I would I would get sooooo niice on Sharol.

by Samus drops bombs November 18, 2009

griff the beast

Button pusher. Big time button pusher.

"It says "Page too stupid to load".
Wikipedia is SO much cooler."
Griff, in reference to a fellow MB poster's wanting his name looked up on this site....

by riv1 September 25, 2004