eoin is a really REALLY stupid boy, he has a small penis and can’t get any girls, he’s kinda looks like the bfg in a way and he gets friendzoned every time he talks to a girl so mostly he just decides to go gay...if you know what i mean
eoin got friendzoned AGAIN
by iwanttodiepleaseeeee March 27, 2020
by gowlbigbum December 30, 2018
He has really good strength and very good at climbing the best man to please woman or a lot at the one time great hair he is the type of guy that everyone loves especially the girls he is into blond or strawberry blond girls he is the king of all gods
by #the shhdjdf February 11, 2019
Eoining also known as Eoined is when someone watches your comic con stall like their lives depended on it. If this person moves from the stall they shall be sacrificed to the gods.
by Noobmaster001 June 30, 2019
Someone with a humongous penis. Is a tower of strength. Has dark hair and tanned skin. Extemely intelligent and kind and gets on with everyone. You are very lucky if you know an Eoin. Other guys are very jealous of him as all girls are attracted to him. Knows how to please a woman or many women. People named Eoin are referred as the king of all Gods.
by Anonymous1928374650 December 21, 2013
by SexgodWillSiu March 27, 2020
by Dudycjtdhgjekd June 03, 2014