Greg

Greg is surely the best person on the planet. He's smart, sexy, nice, and a great athlete or runner. He has roch hard abs and get woo anyone he pleases.

Holy sh*t! Who's that hotty?
That's Greg dumb*ss who else would it be.

by Matte Fiber February 19, 2019

Greg

Someone who skips School on a monday.

Person1: Where's Greg?
Person2: It's Monday
Person1: Oh yea

Person1: Where you were yesterday?
Person2: Oh, i was pulling a greg

by AttleboroTaco March 13, 2008

greg

Slang term for a man's penis. Must be in lowercase, it is a common noun.

"Dude she totally wants my greg"

by ron7188 March 8, 2008

greg

a russian with a sniper who isn't afraid to use it

Dude 1: you know that guy up the street?
Dude 2: the one with the barbed wire fence?
Dude 1: Yeah, what a greg. gotta love it.

by feral wolf March 1, 2010

Greg

Greg, usually short for gregory is almost always a a gentle loving person.
they have great compasion.
and care about other peoples feelings.
they are one of the most down to earth people you'll ever meet(:

sometimes is a a guy that isnt a horny basterd.

Girl 1: aw, i thought you were crying.
Girl 2: well, im better now, greg saw me and rushed to make me happier. so im better now.
girl 1: yeah, that seems like greg, he is so sweet.

by halo(: February 23, 2009

Greg

Great friend.
Down to earth.
Handsome.
Amazing smile.
Always playing, talking about, or thinking about: football.

Greg is starting kicker and has a nice ass!

by sophiabstract January 13, 2009

greg

a wonderful guy sorta nerdy who flirts with all the ladies and tries to act cool which he is but he has to show it from on the inside not the outside

nerdy, likes starwars, cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool, amazing, defined, this is greg

by bitser February 11, 2010