Grape Smuggler

When a man wears pants that are to tight, or pulled up so high that each of his testes have been split and bulge out, one to the left, and one to the right.

Check it out, louis anderson is smuggling grapes.

by grizzt69 January 13, 2007

Come Get Your Grape Juice

an exclamatory phrase of delight, commonly used in the discovery of a partner's fetish.

Bro1: I just learned my wife of two years loves anal.
Bro2: Come get your grape juice!

by shadalabadingdong December 3, 2014

grapefruit technique

A sexual act which involves a split grapefruit with a hole cut in it. You then, while giving a blowjob, move the grapefruit up and down the shaft. This supposedly gives the male receiver more pleasure than a normal blowjob would.

Last night I gave my man the grapefruit technique. He said it was the best blowjob of his life!

by DesX September 23, 2014

Grape surgery

They did surgery on a grape. Beatiful meme created by @simpledorito on instagram. It contains a grape getting surgery

Grape surgery is a grape getting surgery
Me: dad, they did surgery on a grape?
Dad: yes son. They did surgery on a grape

by Faze.yumi.v2 November 22, 2018

Grapefruiting

When a female uses a grape fruit to jack a male off while giving head. typically the male is blind folded and/or restrained.

MALE1: Dude my girl done some crazy shit last night
Male2: Like what?
Male1: She was grapefruiting me all night

by The great grapefruiter May 24, 2014

9 grams of lead

The "final ration from the Soviet State", the 7.62mm bullet from a Tokarev TT-33 or Mosin-Nagant m1895 Revolver. The bullet weighs nine grams, so to be given nine grams of lead from the Soviet State is to be shot by an officer. This phrase was coined by Soviet soldiers in world war II when failing to carry out your duty or any sign of cowardice meant being shot in the head by your officer or commissar.

Also has some use today in Ukrainian Mafia circles, where the 7.62x25mm bullet is still used.

Simonov dropped his rifle in battle, so he was given 9 grams of lead.
Over 12,500 Soviet soldiers were given 9 grams of lead at Stalingrad.

by DRAC250 March 28, 2011

grape point

After consuming a large amount of grapes, the point at which you would rather die and eat another grape.

I only have five grapes left, but I hit the grape point. I don't think I can make it to finish them off.

by gtg392y March 31, 2009