gran turismo 4 gearhead

an individual who has both knowledge and expertise in all aspects of the video game Gran Turismo 4

Femi is such a gran turismo 4 gearhead.

by jambar philotin August 27, 2006

gran turismo

A racing "game" that mainstream gamers love to play and claim it's the most realistic thing ever because the only reference frame they have is their civic and need for speed.
Real racing fans play real simulators such as GTR, LFS, rFactor, Richard Burns Rally, GPL.

Delusional GT4 Fanboy: OMG I am a world class driver now that I 0wn at Gran Turismo.

by hunglikehuang October 14, 2006

Gran-Cracker

An old white person; geriatric form of typical cracker

"I wanted to hit that gran-cracker with her own cane when she cut me off in the parking lot. She couldn't even see over the steering wheel anymore."

by Ushie December 15, 2008

Gran Nan

Gran Nan, a term used to replace Nan, is a term used to make you nan seem more superior, and also stating that she likes to rob banks and smoke bongs

You have a boring old nan, I have a gran nan, loser

by Dildonian monster June 24, 2017

Gran Turismo

Italian for Gran Touring, or touring car racing.

Gran Turismo is also a videogame series that got really boring, really quickly. Unless you like to stare at a playstation screen for several hours a day, don't bother with anything more than the first one.

Despite owning Gran Turismo 3 since 2001, I'm still only on 51% complete because the game sucks too much for me to play it more than once every couple of months.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Gran Torino

Gran Torino is when you skeet all over a girl, then you drag your butt across her body making car noises.

"Yeah, man. I totally Gran Torino'd that hoe last night."

by SkrillaVanillian June 20, 2009

Gran Bretagne

Great Britain. See Britain.

J'habite a Gran Bretagne.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004