grip that grain

to pay attention to the steering wheel and start driving

driver (turning around): hey, where do youi guys wanna eat tonight?
passanger: wtf, grip that grain and pay attention to the road, you gonna get us killed

by roman holiday February 19, 2009

a grain and a grape

Old-fashioned term for drinking two different kinds of alchohol in one night. Whiskey and wine, beer and vodka, etc. Usually discouraged, as it causes increases the effect of the alchohol, and causes insane hangovers.

Ugh, I am so hung over I can barely stand! A word from the wize: never mix a grain and a grape!

by the pope June 8, 2004

golden grain

Alcoholic drink that joe namath drinks like water.

Side effects: Death

Reporter: So Joe, what do you think about the game?

Joe: Ahhh mah a football. (some other incoherent dumbass rambling)

Reporter: Wow, thanks Joe. Great insight

John Madden: Here's a guy who when he drinks golden grain he pukes up pieces of his own liver!

Pat Sommeral: Thanks, John.

by joes the man February 16, 2009

grain grippa

Old person, usually of grandfather age defined by an ability to nap through nearly any life situation. The term was given to describe the iron grasp such a 'grain grippa' has to their wooden rocking chair during such a siesta.

Kick in his door, steal his wallet or crank up the hit list, that grain grippa ain't gonna wake up for nobody.

by Robtor April 25, 2011

grain train

A notorious car in a neighborhood that cruises around crowded streets, in which the driver sells pot out of his car. Very easy to find, the "grain train" is usually a dude who will roll down his windo no more than 6 inches from the top, take fifteen bucks, slip you some weed and roll out.

You got any money, cuz the grain train is driving away.

by lolololol 69 January 6, 2006

gripping grain

The act of putting one's hands upon wood grain, an often faux-wood type of molding often found in luxury automobiles, especially on the steering wheel. However, in some cases, the wood is actually real. Gripping grain is often paired with leaning to one's right while driving.

If you're driving down Peachtree Road on a saturday night, you better be gripping grain.

by King of the A July 17, 2006

grain valley

Little whores who think they are so much better than everyone, they bully people till they have depression and anxiety. They think they are so rich if they go to north and poor if they go to south. They are stuck up little bitches

So you go to grain valley

Yeah?

Which one?
North

Oh, stuck up bullying Bitch

by Imawhoreatgv May 9, 2018