Goonpression

When your so depressed that you always goon

omg, he needs to get his life together, i think he got goonpression

by Pitli March 2, 2025

GoonPay

Welfare payment
That one unemployed friend who does bugger all, just sits around the house all day gooning while still getting paid by the government (Centrelink).

“How’s work going mate?”

“No work, just living off GoonPay”

“Can’t wait until my GoonPay comes through, gonna spend it all on smoko and a slab of piss”

“Hey Gazza, are you going out with us tonight?”
“Can’t mate, my GoonPay ran out”

by GoonMan69 April 17, 2025

Goonpilled

You’ve completely gave up on love and friendship all you get enjoyment from is mastrubating (gooning)

Max- our friend hasn’t came out of his room or talked to a woman In weeks

John- he’s totally goonpilled

by Mr Epstine March 13, 2026

Goonposure

When one reaches a level of gooning so high that they achieve the flow-state and forget about the outside world. Solely focused choking their chicken, wrangling they hog, or stroking their sausage.
One who maintains goonposure long enough may be able to reach goonvana.

Woah, dereks totally mid goonposure right now, best not disturb him.
Momma one day I want to acheive goonposure and reach goonvana!

by pooflinger26 November 17, 2025

Hollow goonple

The finale stage of gooning, both relates of flicker gooning and shadow jelq combine

Inside is there are two realities, when these realities clash you reach hollow goonple

by Awesomesaqce July 23, 2024

Milan Goonpoot

A really smelly guy who love tikka masala and has a home country that is sinking and like metallica a little too much.

Bro look its that chocolate brownie Milan Goonpoot

by Carbohydrates07 March 17, 2025