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Gobstoppers

#1: Another name for jawbreakers.

#2: A candy made by Nestle under their Willy Wonka Candy Company. Made in regular and chewy kinds these candies are more like Dentist Enemy #1 but they're considered by dentists to be Public Enemy #1 because they're more or less made out of pure sugar. They're like crack in edible flavored form and their effects are just about the same.
The first time I had a box of Gobstoppers I started saving up for dentures.
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