Gooched

To be gooched is to be unsuspectingly prodded in the derrière with an object by someone walking behind you.

Aw man! I just got gooched!

by KessBlack March 18, 2011

goocher

A goocher is the skin surrounding the penis of a male dog.

The vet covered the goocher with gauze while neutering my German Shepard.

by grizzly1 March 15, 2009

gooched

means cool/really good or cushdy
word invented by robert shierby

that car is gooched man

by john moss May 27, 2004

Goocher

Absolutely nothing. Zero.

"Playing cards, I dealt Paul a goocher, and he went back 5 points."

by ELMEL86 June 12, 2012

Goocher

As opposed to the typical wedgie which gets lodged in your asshole, this specific wedgie will get lodged in your gooch area causing much discomfort and confusion.

I went to pick the wedgie out of my ass, but after many failed attempts at freeing the underwear from my rectal area, I had realized I had a goocher

by Voigts April 22, 2008

gooching

A lewd sexual act associated with "alternative" methods of payment by customers, to expensive hairdressers - normally both male.

This is a non-specific term that covers a whole range of sexual acts - provided they fall within the context of the above transaction.

In relation to a balding friend receiving expensive hair replacement therapy -

"He's "gooching" his way to a full head of hair."

by Mark Jones December 1, 2004

goochette

1: the female gooch
2: the space between the vagina and bum-hole

Man, she should really shave her goochette. It is like a forest down there.

by bob.dole October 19, 2011