golf

a great sport all in all, requires an unbeliveable amount of precision and skill, takes so much practice as most people will appreciate, milimeters off perfect strike and it's a shit shot, that is why golf is payed huge amounts in professional tournaments.

the fitness side of things is amazing most golfers are extremely athletic, aswell as walking a course which is about 4-5 miles long. it is a game 4 the fit!
golf seems the easyist thing 2 play in the world when u r playin well, and can also seems the hardest game in the worl when u r playin shit
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) September 19, 2009
Get the golf mug.

Golfed

A word used to decribe a person or team, after they were defeated in competition.
We loss, it was a blowout, our team got golfed.
by Tyrell Smith November 01, 2004
Get the Golfed mug.

golf

Spelling the word "flog" backwards...
He planned to golf in the morning, but instead his dominatrix said he had to stay home because she was in the mood to flog him
by Panchoman Jr. November 07, 2006
Get the golf mug.

golf

A game invented by the Scots a long time ago. A good escape from doing your urban, busy-body, depressing crap. Also a good way to meet cute guys.
Have you ever been to a golf camp? Buah-ha-ha!
by maybealice June 30, 2004
Get the golf mug.

Golf

A sport where old white men can dress like homosexual pimps and no one will care.
Were you in the gay Leprechaun on your sweater that doesn't care on the golf course?
by M4s73r ch33f April 23, 2010
Get the Golf mug.

golf

WHITE GUY: Do you play golf?
BLACK GUY: You mean like as a caddy?
by Max-a-Badman October 20, 2015
Get the golf mug.

Golf

A sport that makes skill, mental strength, and patience as important as strength. Is infurating when you struggle. And amazing when you play well. A well struck golf ball is the purest feeling in the world, and is just enough to keep you coming back for more. You should give it a chance it's worth it. but be careful it has similar effects on you as meth ie: it's addicting
Just go watch tin cup things will make sense it's about golf
by Golfergal1234 July 04, 2013
Get the Golf mug.