glurping

oral sex

lets get straight to the glurping

by _obs_ June 1, 2018

Glurp?

When ur fucked up and can’t think of anything funny to say, so you just exclaim “glurp” to fill the awkward silence.

“Glurp?”

by Mr tumbolus February 15, 2020

Glurps

Giving head or a blowjob.

Yo bro did you get the glurps last night.

by Kqgdkwvrkq June 9, 2020

Glurpies

Group of people who maintain sexually activity with each other knowing they have herpies

Man they are a bunch of glurpies. Those glurpies are crazy.

by Bonin19 April 29, 2021

Glurpin

A glurpin is a situation when outcomes are different but you benefit from it.

Paying taxes based on percentage and not finite dollar amount is not fair but it's also glurpin.

by LazyBoy76 September 18, 2021

glurpin

A situation in which different outcomes is better for all.

Person 1: These lockdowns are hurting my business
Person 2: That's terrible, but the lockdowns are better for the most amount of people, even if some have to suffer. What a glurpin.

by Ron64 September 18, 2021

glurpin

A situation in which different outcomes is better for all.

Capitalism has it's failings, but overall it's a glurpin.

by JustTrying September 21, 2021