glued hat syndrome

condition that happens after you put a hat on after a haircut and can’t take it off. To cure you have to be shown ass or boobies.

Hey let me see ur haircut. I can’t i have glued hat syndrome.

by jaun james June 3, 2021

glued and screwed

In a bad situation

"If you date her you will get glued and screwed."

by maffison Herman March 9, 2021

Gluing

The opposite of scissoring. Where two men jizz on each other's backs and then 96 until stuck together.

Damn, Gregg and Dan were gluing each other and I had to go to their house to peel them apart

by zach_the_kung_fu_panda September 8, 2019

gluing

The state of ignoring ones response on msn.

"I tell you something and you completely ignore it"
"I am gluing"

by Glueing June 11, 2009

Glued at the tip

When two heterosexual bros are so chummy that everyone assumes they MUST be gay lovers.

There goes Shawn and Gavin, riding their skateboards in matching banana hammocks. I swear, those fellas are glued at the tip!

by Definitely Not Ashlyn July 9, 2025

Cum glued

When you fall asleep with your partner after sex and you wake up glued to your partner with dried cum.

I fell asleep with my face in my boyfriends crotch and woke up cum glued to him.

by Desire Bliss May 22, 2016

National Glu Day

April 2nd is considered by many as Glu Day, where we glu-glu today all day!
A day to celebrate glu’ing.
On this day in April 2023, the very first Glu Gluu! has been stated and said. Marking an entirely new era of language.

“Today is National Glu Day, so we must glu glu gluuu all day!”

“Its Glu’ing time! Glu gluu”

1: “Glu, gluu gluu gluu gluuu.”
2: “Gluu gluuuuu”

“Yo does Jerry know its National Glu Day today? He needs to glu instantly!”

by DucANH2409_GluGlu April 7, 2024