glompdick

(verb) To embrace enthusiastically or pounce to hug with an erect penis.

Be careful, Johnny likes to glompdick people.

by KotaPhoenix January 28, 2014

Glomotoma

The condition where one does not do shit at work. The victim may constantly state that they "don't do this" or "don't do that". Named after our worthless housekeeper, Glo.

Sabrina is so worthless and doesn't do her work. She must have Glomotoma.

by smb0072962 August 22, 2022

glomps

spontaneously jumping on somone's back lovingly.

she glomped him as he walked past.

by rain in boxes August 11, 2004

glombi

A mysterious race of green llama-like creatures that do nothing but run. Glombi do not attack at regular rates though, they have been known to attack humans... especially small children of the plump kind. Their orgin is unknown and the only known picture is an animated gif curculating the internet. Other known facts about the glombi is that they are happy creatures and have tails which they shed after puberty. Singular for glombi, glombus(do not look up glombus as it is defined as something else on this site). Most popular glombi are: Glomby, Glomulox, and Glomogins.

I was attacked by a horde of rampaging glombi. They cause multiple lacerations all over my body.

by Hector "fatninja" Rojas May 23, 2006

Glomp

A cross between a hug and a pounce.

I was just standing there when this girl *GLOMPED* me from behind

by Rayuko September 20, 2005

Glomp

A glomp is a silly affectionate hug. For a small person it it running up to a larger person and jumping on their back. For a larger person it could mean swinging another person around.

A ran up to B and *glomped* her on the back

Tanya loves to *glomp* her boyfriend unexpectedly

by Nyya March 30, 2011

glomps

v. When one enthusiasticly hugs. Often used by fangirls.

girl1: I love him, he's so cute!
girl2: I know, I just want to glomp him!

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Edward Elric cosplayer: *walks by*
Edward Elric fangirl: Edward-kun!! *glomps*

by Ginn May 4, 2005