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Mexican Hand Glider

When your girl lubes up your cock, wraps it in a soft, flour tortilla and commences to give you a vigorous hand job.
Rachel gave me several Mexican Hand Gliders last night. We went through a whole jar of KY and a pack of tortillas last night.
by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018
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Gladie Punch

The act of punching with such force, that faces are obliterated upon contact. The Gladie Punch has been known to cause shockwaves that affect multiple people. Gladie Punches can only be done by Gladie.
Dude, Tom just got Gladie Punched and now he can't move his face.
by Gladie July 12, 2006
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Silence Glaive

The giant scepter carried by Sailor Saturn in the "Sailor Moon" series.
Silence Glaive Surprise!

(Everything's destroyed)
by Saturn's Problem Child March 6, 2008
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Ninja Gaiden

Ninja Gaiden n. One of the greatest sidescrolling hack n' slash videogame series' ever to grace the Nintendo Entertainment System. And it stars a NINJA!! 'Nuff said. (Note: Not to be confused with the newly updated 3D version for the X Box; we're talking old-school here!)
Billy: "Hey! Wanna come outside and play soccer?"

Serious Ninja Gamer: "Not now, jackass! I'm almost up to level 7-3 in NINJA GAIDEN!
by Mr. Pirate May 26, 2004
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Glander

Written by Nassim Nicholas Taleb:
"Glander best describes the notion of lifting all inhibitions to “tinker intellectually in an undirected stochastic process aiming at capturing some idea that will enrich your corpus”. “Researching” or “thinking” smack of a top-down activity."

More on Glander by Taleb:
"It is an irony that the academy does not have a word for the process by which discovery works best –but slang does. I was trying to describe in a letter what I am currently doing: French would not let me. But argot lends itself very well... I am involved in an activity called “Glander”, more precisely “glandouiller”. It means “to idle”, though not “to be in a state of idleness” (it is an active verb). Gandouiller denotes enjoyment. The formal French word is “ne rien faire” (to do nothing), which misses on the active part –so do words that have a languishing connotation. Glander is what children without soccer moms do when they are out of school. It resembles flâner which has this perambulation part; though Glander does not have any strings attached. The Italians have farniente but it is really doing nothing. Even the Arabs do not have a verb for Glander: the construction takaslana from the Semitic root ksl denotes laziness (other words imply some inertia)."
Newton was a “glandeur”; In Dijksterhuis 2004:

George Spencer Brown has famously said about Sir Isaac Newton that “to arrive at the simplest truth, as Newton knew and practiced, requires years of contemplation. Not activity. Not reasoning. Not calculating. Not busy behavior of any kind. Not reading. Not talking. Not making an effort. Not thinking. Simply bearing in mind what it is that one needs to know.”

I Glander whenever I am bored and I come up with some awesome ideas! Some of them are even viable product ideas which could be used to make major money.
by D-T January 8, 2009
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Gladecia

A mystical creature, found dancing under the stars and singing with the moon, magical and pure in nature, spreading joy to all in her path. Patron saint of all animals, especially dogs in need.
I spotted a Gladecia laughing with the tree nymphs. I can't believe I actually saw one. Wow.
by The One & Only in Atlanta April 13, 2011
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glidesloping

Drinking later in the day slowly to prevent a hangover from day-time drunking.
Dude, we have to glidesloping or we will have a hell of a hangover!
by Bar-Keep April 23, 2018
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