gunch hog

A female (whether large OR small) that complains of being fat, while eating a candy bar.

Also, often drinks diet cola to compensate??

I am tired of listening to her complain, she's such a gunch hog, you know.

by Brisco Darling August 12, 2005

Gunch

Gamer hunch

damn i'm gunching hard as fuck right now, I need to fix my posture.

by cum bastard July 28, 2021

gunchy

1.(n.)A good ole boy, mainly southern, who knows what to say and what to do on every subject. One who loves drinking Captain Morgan. One who likes dancing with dogs and cooking noodles.

Hey Roger, you know that R.J. is just a Gunchy.

by Drew Wilson February 11, 2006

Gunch

Gunch, a indivdual performing the action of "shitting" and "cumming" at the same time, or meaning in general "shit and cum".

Guy 1: Bro I think I might gunch soon.
Guy 2: Bro I'm gunching right now!
Guy 3: Bro there's gunch everywhere!
Guy 4: Ahhhhh i just gunched so hard.
Guy 5: Bro you're a fucking piece of gunch

by The Gunch August 19, 2020

Gunchick

An extremely dry and uncomfortable hand job.

Guy: Hey dude, I heard you got a Gunchick last night.

Dude: Yeah I don’t want to talk about it.

by aaaaa123 January 21, 2013

Grunchy

Grouchy Grumpy

Even though the office trivia game was done completely for fun and entertainment purposes, certain employees were quite grunchy about the fact they were not winning. They complained loudly in the lunchroom and spoiled it for everyone.

by Wills McWilly Face November 26, 2019

grunchy

(n.) A horny grouchy person.
(ver.)That person is being a grunchy
That one person that you know hasn't had sex in a while and they get mad at the world for everything. The person who see's a love scene in a movie and all they do is comment on how lame it is, and wrong. The hater in the group that hates on any couple showing ANY form of PDA.

Why is Mr. Peterson so grunchy?
Damn, she grunchy!

by CanYouHEarme November 24, 2013