zero germs

means when you never hook up with someone..never kissed someone
man he has zero germs
by RYANN...JULIOO...MIKEE...NICKY November 07, 2010
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germ-polite

Being germ-polite is when you do not sneeze or cough all over someone next to you when you are full of flu or cold germs. Nor do you sneeze or cough into your hand and then shake someone else's hand. Neither is your house germ-polite if you allow your cat to walk over the kitchen surfaces or the dining room table without then wiping them clean. Nor are you germ-polite if you stroke your cat or dog or other pet and then, without first washing your hands, you touch food that other people are going to eat.
Crikey - I hate going to eat at that person's house - it's not germ-polite. They let that horrible, dribbly cat of theirs walk all over their kitchen work surfaces. And no I am not a paranoid-android I just don't like people sharing their germs with me!
by mimbijones December 05, 2015
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germ frappe

noun.
The hot tub or whirlpool bath at any publicly used facility, hotel, gym, etc.
After dancing our asses off at the concert and drinking like fish for hours, we had no qualms about soaking in the germ frappe back the hotel.
by tweedogg July 01, 2009
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Germ worm

David hunched over the bench with stomach cramps, pulled down his pants, and expelled a foot-long germ worm all over the carpet.
by Zonal K August 25, 2019
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Germ squirts

A sexy squirt from a bottle of hand sanitizer to bring an attractive death to bacteria.
I touched a dirty park bench so I needed some germ squirts .
by ItsJustThatOneChick February 03, 2018
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cancer germs

a euphemism for spreading something impossible, like a really bad rumour.

from a bad house fic that had all the ducklings twitching and catching brain cancer
#1: ZOMG house totally dies in the next episode
#2: Cancer germs, d00d
by okelay May 30, 2006
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Germ-X

Something you should never use as a lubricant when jacking off.
Sandra: My brother is such a retard.
Kelly: Oh yeah? What'd he do this time?
Sandra: He wanted to jack off to hentai but he had nothing to use as a lubricant. So he grabbed a bottle of Germ-X and used it. He screamed really loud and I just laughed.
by B3URK April 09, 2011
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