A man who shaves small animals and fires the fucking thing up his ass using a tube of some sort. The animals can be any of the following: gerbils, mice, hamsters, rats (either sewer or store boughten), beavers, muskrats, small dogs, large dogs or pretty much any other animal you can think of shaving.
by bt February 25, 2003
When a girl gets up under you, lifts up your balls, and licks your gooch like a gerbil does licking his/her water.
by Jonnie Blaze October 07, 2011
verb. to shove a gerbil up an unsuspecting fellows ass, typically done in a punitive manner for having sexually violated another man who was not homosexual.
They gerbiled Bert last night while he was sleeping soundly and then let a few gerbils loose in his apartment so that he would think it just crawled up there.
by nick May 02, 2005
My ex was hung like a gerbil.
by Kristen Nikole May 24, 2005
by Buddha/Hans May 03, 2006
The insertion of a Gerbil into ones rectal cavity, often for pleasure or occasionally ritually in the Philipino community to welcome the coming spring season.
Carl: Hey, are you coming to the dinner tonight? We have reservations.
Terry: Sorry, I promised Hans I'd help him with his Gerbilling.
Carl: Well, we all know that is a two man job!
Terry: That we do, Carl, that we do.
Terry: Sorry, I promised Hans I'd help him with his Gerbilling.
Carl: Well, we all know that is a two man job!
Terry: That we do, Carl, that we do.
by Mike Danger Williams February 01, 2018
Generally performed by homosexuals; the act of stuffing a gerbil up one's butt. Once in the folds of the anus, the gerbil becomes claustrophobic and claws and digs, giving the homosexual pleasure. A string is often tied to the gerbil's tail to allow the gerbiller to pull it back out. Toilet paper roles may also be used to help launch the gerbil into the homosexual's butt.
by Jebus December 30, 2004