by Bowsercrusher19 June 21, 2019
Canadian geese which roam during the late hours of the night, terrorizing second shift workers, late-night Wal-Mart shoppers and other night denizens everywhere with their attacks. A bite will not turn you, but it will definitely piss you off.
Vampire Goose: "HISS!"
QT Worker 1: "Ow! Something just bit me in the ass!"
QT Worker 2: "These fucking vampire geese man, they never sleep!"
QT Worker 1: "Ow! Something just bit me in the ass!"
QT Worker 2: "These fucking vampire geese man, they never sleep!"
by irelandgneis March 27, 2012
Having drank two bottles of Grey Goose in a single night. Most often done with a group of people. Comes from the Lil' Wayne quote: "I got two bottles of goose, that's geese!"
Man, last night me and my bros grey geesed it, nobody even tried to get any action because we were too drunk to speak.
by TronsauseFiveMillion January 04, 2010
to masturbate, when done right looks like your feeding geese. also known as rubbing one out, punching the clown, relieving stress or jackin' it.
by ifuckdumbbitches November 07, 2007
by Dode November 24, 2008
The boss of fucking bosses. Known for kicking in the face of his rival and pissing off that man's foster son Terry Bogard badly enough to come and throw Geese himself off his tower three fucking times.
by Kaz January 02, 2004
by carrie jackson March 25, 2018