Gapplebee's

When you think you have a fast car, but it is in fact a slow turd, and have so many counties put on you in a race that it is so pathetic the actual winner of the race feels bad and takes you out for dinner.

Dale: "Yeah Last night Michael took my ass to Gapplebee's he put like 10 counties on me."

by ThatDudeTookMeToGapplebees June 30, 2018

gAyOL

The original version of AOL. AOL originally rolled off hundreds of discs entitled 'gAyOL v1.0 - Unstable Release', as one of the employees in the disc printing department accidentally opened the template and forgot to rename it to 'AOL'. Although, all versions of 'AOL' are built from the 'Unstable Release' of 'gAyOL'. Because of this, AOL will never be a stable application and will always be slow, overpriced, and 'user-friendly'.

Jesus Christ man! Just close gAyOL, uninstall it, and then use an IRC client to connect to a good IRC server.

by akusarujin February 6, 2003

Gasoline

a favored drink by many, it comes in a few flavors, octane 87, octane 89,octane 91 and octane 94.

Man, hook me up with some gasoline

by matt Furlani October 6, 2003

I'm going to hell with gasoline drawers on.

noun-A phrase one exclaims about him or herself after saying or doing something naughty, but often the phrase is legit. Something a person with a concience would say.

OMG. I cannot believe she came out of the house wearing that hoochified outfit with her buttcheeks hanging out! That was mean for me to say though. I'm going to hell with gasoline drawers on.

by srae April 8, 2011

gAyOL

also known as AOL, the shittiest connection to the internet that you can have, even if you have a dsl modem or whatever, because the program is stupid adn is only happy with itself when it shuts down, also known as "the eater of RAM"

"my computer runs fine till i open up gayOL, then it runs just like that stupid program for like 8 days"

by aaron, slayer of gayOL and savior to people who de August 8, 2003

gaposis

A condition allficting big busted women, causing a gap in between the buttons of their shirts.

Gloria had a bad case of gaposis with her new blouse. I could see the bow on her bra!

by sideways-stripes April 17, 2010

gasoline rainbow

Toxic poison swirled in puddles on the road.

The pattern on this road tells a story
It's gory chaos but ordered and hoary
And I hate it but strangely respect it like Gasoline.
Gasoline, leaking through an empty tank
Gasoline,
The future's never what I think.

by Flying Phoenixx June 12, 2005