ford flex

Ford Flex is The most ugly vehicle Ford has ever made. Inside and out, it has been named the biggest mistake made by Ford. It's sales have been much lower than predicted every year of production. Ford only makes it now to have a tax write off for losses.

It is mainly sold to the visually impaired who cannot tell how butt ugly this vehicle is.

Also bought by parents for their teenagers as a form of birth control because no one wants to be seen in one or could get in the mood inside one.

I thought that was the back of a donkey, but it was a ford flex

by athena2013 July 10, 2015

Gerald Ford

The first un-elected American president. He was first appointed Nixon's VP when Spiro Agnew resigned and then after Nixon was forced to resign following Watergate, he became the president and remained so for 3 years.

Gerald Ford is good friends with Jimmy Carter despite the fact that he lost presidency to him.

by axon December 30, 2004

Ford F-650 and F-750

Real customers have fun demonstrating the virtues of the new 2016 Ford F-650 and F-750, then sit down to tell us more in candid interviews. See what the fleet buyers from DTE Energy, Rose Moving and Storage and Farmer Brothers Coffee have to say about Ford Medium Duty trucks.

Ford F-650 and F-750 Big truck fast

by realhick123bringbacktheolddays November 29, 2016

Ford Prefect

Field researcher for the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Pretends to be an actor from Guildford, England, but is actually from somewhere around Betelgeuse. Concvinced his name in inconspicuous. Believes in never buying your own drinks.

"How reliable is he?"
"How reliable? How shallow is the ocean? How cold is the sun?"

by Jonah Rowley January 9, 2005

Harrison Ford

Hollywood actor, who though talented in portraying many roles, is pissed off 24/7, shakes his finger at everyone and his ship always brakes down. I mean it, hes always mad its funny as hell!

"Ah chewie!"
"Get off my plane!"
"Salah I said no cammels!"

by SushiStaropoli August 1, 2005

Rob Ford

Verb meaning to repeatedly do retarded things and simply apologize when caught. Like a true politician one who "fords " or "rob fords" never loses popularity or love regardless of what he does.

Person 1 "Dude you got really drunk last night and tried to suck my dick."
Person 2 "Brah I would never do that. I have plenty to eat at home.
Person 1 " You rob ford!!!

by Canadia man January 12, 2014

Ford F-450

imma give u a lick u nigger! “I didn’t get a lick of work done today because my boss kept calling me in for meetings.” “Mash that green button and turn on the computer.” u a piddly/piddlin lookin fucker yeeee haw real truck for real hicks built ford nigegr

imma take my "Ford F-450" to the annual hick-off feller yeeeee haw

by realhick123bringbacktheolddays November 29, 2016