fumfer (third-person singular simple present fumfers, present participle fumfering, simple past and past participle fumfered)
1. To mumble, to mutter, to murmur.
2. To dither, to waffle.
3. To be evasive, to temporize, to stall.
4. To putter aimlessly.
1. To mumble, to mutter, to murmur.
2. To dither, to waffle.
3. To be evasive, to temporize, to stall.
4. To putter aimlessly.
- "Yeah, you defenitly need talking points. If not, you start fumfering, bro."
- "Start what?"
- "Look, you start fumfering. I ain't got time to explain it. Your word of the day."
- "Start what?"
- "Look, you start fumfering. I ain't got time to explain it. Your word of the day."
by default36 October 26, 2020
Get the fumfering mug.1. n. The practice of sending your non-functional electronics to the afterlife.
Honorable dead electronics can go to Valhalla if sent properly. In order to send your honorable dead to Valhalla, you must:
1.) place dead electronics in a boat
2.) set the boat on fire
3.) let it drift out on a body of water.
The higher the esteem for your dead device, the more peripherals and accessories you include in the boat so that it may have the same status, functionality, esteem and quality of life in the afterlife. Besides, manufacturers usually don't make the same connectors on different devices.
Just like Wall St., the real skill in this practice is to avoid a criminal record. Fire fighters and police officers are usually unfamiliar with this practice and will treat it with extreme skepticism or prejudice.
Honorable dead electronics can go to Valhalla if sent properly. In order to send your honorable dead to Valhalla, you must:
1.) place dead electronics in a boat
2.) set the boat on fire
3.) let it drift out on a body of water.
The higher the esteem for your dead device, the more peripherals and accessories you include in the boat so that it may have the same status, functionality, esteem and quality of life in the afterlife. Besides, manufacturers usually don't make the same connectors on different devices.
Just like Wall St., the real skill in this practice is to avoid a criminal record. Fire fighters and police officers are usually unfamiliar with this practice and will treat it with extreme skepticism or prejudice.
1) When I stopped drooling into my Mac Airbook, I realized it would no longer work. Since I love my Mac so much, I went to a near by lake to give it a Viking funeral.
2) I am on probation for a Viking funeral after sending my Super Nintendo to Valhalla after 14 years of glorious service. R.I.P., SNES
2) I am on probation for a Viking funeral after sending my Super Nintendo to Valhalla after 14 years of glorious service. R.I.P., SNES
by Halvar the Red February 28, 2009
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• funner
• funeral for a friend
• funger
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• funderful
• funderwear
• funer
• Funfetti
• funker
Fun and dangerous at the same time. Wicked awesomeness. Often done or used when stoned or high. Like we are right now.
by Headfones and Miao September 26, 2003
Get the fungerous mug.An expensive gathering of family and friends to observe a corpse, state that the deceased "looks good" in his or her coffin, gossip over how the person died, and then cast lots to divide any remaining assets.
Often many of the attendees haven't had contact with the deceased in years but now believe that appearing at the funeral to show support actually matters to a dead person or the truly bereaved.
Often many of the attendees haven't had contact with the deceased in years but now believe that appearing at the funeral to show support actually matters to a dead person or the truly bereaved.
Mark: Man, if I hear one more person say that Uncle Ray "looks good" in his coffin tonight during funeral calling hours I'm gonna flip out!
Jake: I know, right?! That bone cancer ate him away and he weighed 47 lbs when he died! Makes no sense!
Jake: I know, right?! That bone cancer ate him away and he weighed 47 lbs when he died! Makes no sense!
by dookeyboy December 3, 2010
Get the funeral mug.Verb. The act of completely destroying another person in any activity where ones performance can be said to be better than another (ie anything).
Jim: Dude, did u see how bad Joe lost to Bill in that basketball game?
Dave: Shit yeah I did! He got totally fulferized!
Dave: Shit yeah I did! He got totally fulferized!
by lance_r October 14, 2008
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Get the Funeraling mug.Danielle broke up with her boyfriend and had a bad day at work. Sounds like she's going to have a beer funeral when she gets home.
by jesus peatz March 23, 2010
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