functionability

An imaginary word that describes the capacity for something to work as it's designed.

I was able to listen to my cds because of the functionability of my car stereo.

by Mr. Technically February 3, 2009

functionable

Able to function after a long night of partying.

I have to be functionable at 6 am!

by Amy December 19, 2003

functional dumbass

1.) a person who, although intelligent, functions as a dumbass. 2.) Someone who is motivated to rise only to the level of function necessary to complete a task.

1.) Q: "Your friend seems smart! Does she do well in school?" A: "Nah! She's a functional dumbass!"
2.) That functional dumbass fixed my computer problem, but now all my files are deleted!

by 3 card Monty May 25, 2009

fully functional

a transexual term; a bottom and top man.

I am a fully functional ts tramp.

by ixchell January 13, 2009

Functional Retard

fuhngk-shuh-nl ri-tahrd

1. Psychology. a person of the operational order in a former classification of mental retardation, having a mental age of less than three years old and an intelligence quotient under 25 yet still mantains the ability to convince society of their relevance, and ability to be trusted to act intelligently.

2. A charismatic individual which demonstrates inconsistent reasoning abilities and has an inherent disreguard towards their sociological perspective.

3. One who assumes "any publicity is good publicity."

Dixie: Can you believe that idiot?!? Does he have any idea how offensivly stupid he is?!?

Dewey: I can believe it because he is a Functional Retard.

by Mr. Nova<3 April 3, 2011

Functionable

HGTV Season 4 Design Star Jason Champion made this word popular during taping of season 4 April 2009. Jason brought Southern to LaLa land and made it an every day word.

This room is not functionable for this family.

by triston fall August 24, 2009

Functional neurological disorder

You're brain//the electrical wiring in it is fucked.

functional neurological disorder sucks

by ihavenothingtodoinlife May 23, 2022