Fübertastic

1. A portmanteau of not two, but three words:

a) Fucking - self-explanatory. Used as an intensifier.

b) Über - the German word for "above" or "over," now commonly used in English to mean "super," "better," or "very"

c) Tastic - shortened version of "fantastic," now used as a suffix to other activities or names (e.g. foodtastic)

All three of these words combined form the superlative, nay, the mother of all words. Not to be used lightly.

2. In concordance with the use of tastic as a suffix and über as a prefix, a single word may be inserted between them (e.g. fubercraptastic).

1. Charlie: How was the party?
Kevin: OMG...it was...it was...I can't even describe it...
Scott: Fübertastic?

2. Kevin: Yo, wassup?
Charlie: ughhhhhhhhh
Kevin: What's wrong?
Charlie: ughhhhhhhhh
Kevin: Did you seriously drink that entire keg?
Charlie: ughhhhhhhhh
Kevin: C'mon, man, give me something. How you feeling?
Charlie: Fubercraptastic....

by scubasteve90 July 20, 2010

rock fumbler

one who constantly messes up, and is not good at life.

That kid ben is the biggest rock fumbler ever; he sucks at every sport.

by He hu dont fumble da rock October 18, 2007

Tummy Fumbler

A severely obese person, usually a woman who cannot cover her belly and/or gunt with a shirt or pants while walking around with it fumbling out.

1. That woman is one disgusting tummy fumbler.

2. If I ever become a tummy fumbler, please execute me.

by ramalamading-dong March 27, 2009

one handed fumble

when you try to take a girls bra off with one hand and fail

john was making out with lacey and pulled a one handed fumble

by online handle September 5, 2006

Fubbernucked

Fubbernucked is what you say in public if you don't wanna say the "f" word.

A: The teacher talked with my dad about my previous test.
B: You really are fubbernucked this time.

by MegaSushiMan January 6, 2017

Penis Fumbler

A younger guy who you meet at the bar that thinks he knows what he's doing in bed

"Baby, C'mon, I'll make you feel sooooo good" "How old are you again?" "Why, I'm 24" "Please, you're nothin' but a penis fumbler"

by mea mc November 17, 2011

Cheeky Fumble

When you go back to someone's house having pulled them, but go no further than passionate kissing. This will usually result in love bites and build up of sexual tension, but no touching or insertion of the penis.

Guy 1 : Hey, Did you hear about X's Cheeky Fumble Last Night?
Guy 2 : Yeah his Neck's a right state, although they didn't go any further than kissing!
Guy 1 : I'm kind of Jealous

by LT101 April 4, 2013