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barefoot functional
When you're so damn over it, so any task that requires you to put on shoes is beyond your scope of capabilities
No, Laura. I don't care if Alan is coming to the party, I'm not going. I'm barefoot functional right now
barefoot functional by sonky1234 March 29, 2023
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Functional Retard
A person who is obviously weird, strange, and does retard-like things, but is a fully functional human being, or whatever species they are. Usually they are assholes, but they're usually enjoyable and funny.
Example 1)
*Gonzo screams "Dick Waterfall" in the middle of an instructional period*
Jessica: What is wrong with that man
Amber: I don't know, but he must be a pretty functional kind of retard.
Example 2)
*Actual disabled child walks by*
Jessica: He's probably not a very functional retard
Amber: Dude, that's my brother.
*Gonzo screams "Dick Waterfall" in the middle of an instructional period*
Jessica: What is wrong with that man
Amber: I don't know, but he must be a pretty functional kind of retard.
Example 2)
*Actual disabled child walks by*
Jessica: He's probably not a very functional retard
Amber: Dude, that's my brother.
Functional Retard by ThatFuckWad December 4, 2014
fucktion
They're claiming that her new book goes under the Romance genre, but it's really just plain, simple Fucktion. There's no emotional connection between the protagonist and her partner.
fucktion by Gale Gynoid April 27, 2010
Functional nerd
A person that is a nerd but unlike most nerds does not lack the necessary social skills to interact with non-nerdy people in a nature way.
Bob: Wow Ian is such a nerd.
Alina: Yes but at least he isn't awkward to be around. He's a functional nerd.
Alina: Yes but at least he isn't awkward to be around. He's a functional nerd.
Functional nerd by AwesomeAlina August 23, 2009
functional drunk
A person that can have many drinks, become drunk, and still function perfectly normal. It's hard to tell whether or not this person is drunk unless you ask them to recite something.
Girl: I was so drunk last night but I had a normal texting conversation with my boyfriend.
Other girl: That's weird but you might be a functional drunk.
Other girl: That's weird but you might be a functional drunk.
functional drunk by Stonerhighbye November 28, 2013
functional alcoholic
a worthless yet admirable person who can drink everynight and still pull good grades in college or act as a normal person in a work environment.
that bitch drinks every f'n night and made a better grade than me on the test.
Or:
i saw that douche torn up last night and today he acts like mr. super employee. wtf?
Or:
i saw that douche torn up last night and today he acts like mr. super employee. wtf?
functional alcoholic by d May 13, 2005