fucktwit

someone who opens their mouth without knowing what the fuck they are saying

Q. Is Richard Dawkins a fucktwit?
A. No way!

by Evan Mileus January 8, 2008

fucktwit

Anyone who gets excited by Twitter and thinks broadcasting every dull, moronic thought and action to the world makes them interesting

A: Er, why is he tweeting he has just had a cup of coffee - why would anyone give a shit?

b: Yeh, well, he's a complete fucktwit

by fopboy July 12, 2010

Fuckwit

Noun: a person who is ridiculously idiotic. 1. super obnoxious 2. dumb as fuck 3. fucking dumb ass etc.

"Goddamn you Justin Bieber, you're such a fuckwit for having that type of hair."

"Did you see JC last night? He is such a fuckwit to think he could get that girls number."

by That-crazy-chick-every1-knows October 28, 2013

Fuckwit English

When a person is so incompetent they don't know how to spell or use proper grammar or punctuation.

2dai i wnt n saw ma sista in da hosptal cus she fell ova lukin 4 her keyz n den she cudnt tlk ta me cus she was tierd. Yeah, that bitch is so fluent in Fuckwit English.

yeh i had 2 tak 2 wkz of wrk cuz i dun no how to spel shit

by One happy speller October 4, 2010

Fucktwit

A person who posts on Twitter with absolutely no idea

Johnny: hey did you see my post on twitter yesterday?
Jenny: the one where you said that the earth was actually a triangle?
Johnny: yeah!
Jenny: you’re such a fucktwit

by Opc10 March 20, 2019

Fuckwit

A person of belligerently low intelligence, often this can manifest itself as religious conviction. In the very worse cases this can become creationism, they continue to believe the nonsense regardless of the bizarreness of the theology and huge amounts of evidence to the contrary, this is willing, sought after idiocy, raised up and praised as faith.

Dogs were domesticated shortly after the creation of the universe. You sir, are a fuckwit.

by Thebornoffire December 27, 2013

[fuckwit]

someone who does something stupid

you are such a fuckwit for crashing the car

by baldy the great February 6, 2006