One's state of mind or physical being where the present and/or foreseeable future is totally uncomfortable/embarassing/painful, usually due to one's retarded action(s) in the past.

Dermot burnt his mum's favourite tupperware with his new bunsen burner. He is fucked.

Fucked by Tesokq May 13, 2016

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Fucked by definition is a trailer trash drunk chick standing on a roof, chugging a beer and then slamming it on her empty head, all while standing on a skateboard. In this definition, the slam pig on the roof MUST fall, preferably breaking a bone or ten, whilst a little red neck crotch fruit flips her the bird and a literal pig grazes happily nearby praying to end up as tomorrow’s bacon or ham to escape this complete fuckery.

The gutter muppet entered the land of the fucked when she attempted to skateboard on the roof. Her crotch goblin was so impressed he saluted her with the middle finger

Fucked by Therealmvpofdefinitions May 28, 2019

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Flogging Use Carnal Knolwedge: When sailors went to sea and, during a long voyage, would tell stories of a sexual nature; if caught would be flogged meaning whipped. The officer of the ship would write in the log a sailor was fucked. Flogged for his use of carnal knowledge of another.

I told my ship mate of sex with my last ho, and I was sentenced to be fucked and kheelwholed.

fucked by john henry honest heart July 16, 2006

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to be drunk but still able to function

I'm fucked. I've had four bottles of beer.

fucked by Night4owl May 13, 2005

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