Fonejack

To seize control of a telephone conversation by farce esp. divert it from reason and logic. (Used in the television show 'Fonejacker', shown on E4.)

I'd like to get a fonejack, by Terry Tibbs.

by Fats Million August 22, 2007

Assassin Fone

1. The ultimate fone used by ultimate people. Buyers include Chuck Norris, Samuel L Jackson, Sean Connery, Benicio Del Toro, Russel Crowe, the nine members of the Wu-Tang Clan, Baby from who framed roger rabbit, Keanu Reeves, X-President Regan, Milla Jovovich, And the bald guy from Reign of Fire.
2. A fone that instead of having internet capabilities or hands free set up, has a tazer, retractable spikes, cyanide and arsenic compartments, choke cable, GPS with listings to convienent body dump sites, and a self destruction device.

"What was the man strangled with?"
"It looks like it was done with an Assassin fone!"

by Assassin Fone Inc. January 2, 2009

foned

fucking owned foned

as in sports if a defender gets juked out of his shoes the player who got by that defender the player might say "Oh, I just foned your faggot ass!"

by Coyote90 July 28, 2006

Fonejack

v. 1. to seize control of a telephone conversation by farce esp. divert it from reason and logic

Kayvan Novak knows how to Fonejack!

by Michael RW Jenkins August 21, 2007

Joey Fatone

a kick ass boy bander who weighs more than a small whale. use to have a sucky voice but now it's awesome cus he brushed up his skills in "little shop of horrors" He's goin bald and will be the dead of nsync.

" joey fatone is so fat i can't stand it."

by mandy August 5, 2004

joey fatone

Member of pop group NSYNC. Commonly defined as "the fat one", "the Italian one", and "the straight one". Experienced actor, appearing in My Big Fat Greek Wedding, and on Broadway in RENT and Little Shop of Horrors. Married with a small daughter. Tied with Chris Kirkpatrick for the most "normal" member of the group.

"My name is Joey Fatone. You killed my bandmates. Prepare to die."
- Robot Chicken, episode 1.12, "S&M Present"

by Rainee Sue April 21, 2005

Fone

Open to interpretation, but normally swear words. It can be used to confuse people or to occupy a group of people when seriously bored.

Bob: I was going to fone her yesterday.
Jim: Why didn't you?
Bob: Courage is hard to get these days, ya know...

by Big Gik May 1, 2013