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FuzzyFaery

shadowmantis' object of pleasure. a slave. likes yaoi buttsex and kiddy porn. prefers homosexual japanese drama and doesnt like girls who cant run.
23:10 <@fuzzer> you make me feel like a cheap ho
by shadow July 23, 2003
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fuzzy razor

When you shave your pubes then shave your face with the same razor resulting in a scratchy sensation on the facial skin, usualy causing razor burn.
"Don't shave your face after your face after you shave your pubes with the same razor... you'll get a fuzzy razor, it sucks."
by chad b. May 18, 2008
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fuzzydustbunny

A fuzzydustbunny is a small clump of dust under furniture and in corners that aren't cleaned regularly. It is made up of hair, lint, dead skin, and dust. Strangely enough it also has fangs. Beware the fuzzydustbunny because he will charm you with a combination of romance and perversion.
The fuzzydustbunny has left bite marks on my CROTCH!
by *stares* July 18, 2009
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fuzzy fred flintstone

When you are going down on a woman who hasn't had sex for a while. As a result, her v jay jay is filled with cobwebs, giving a fuzzy appearance. This fuzziness can cause your dick to be tickled often causing you to yell out "yabba-dabba-doo" like Fred Flintstone. First referenced in an obscure European film from the 1970's.
Tim- "Dude, how was that fuzzy fred flintstone last night?"

Bobby- "It felt like I was fucking a wookie."
by pirate c dog May 7, 2010
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Fuzzy Brained

The notion that sometimes the functioning of even our own brains is confusing and inexplicable. Kind of like every cat - in part generalizable, and in part hilariously unpredictable.
You want to make a poster of your cat? Well that is a fuzzy brained idea!
by Miss Agnes July 1, 2018
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fuzzy weebler

A fuzzy weebler requires a few materials. They are a wine glass, a straw and an adventurous girl. First, fill the wine glass half full with water (warm works best). Then stick your balls and ballsack into the water. Next, the girl puts the straw into the water and blows bubbles. A feeling of euphoria should soon follow.
1) Fred got the materials and invited his friend (with benefits), Stacy, over. She gave him the best fuzzy weebler of his young life.
by Stephen "The Creeper" September 23, 2008
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Fuzzy Beaver

Yet another colloquialism for vagina. However, it's more fun to say.
Heather likes to get her fuzzy beaver hammered, by several guys (and girls) on Thursday nights in the McDonalds bathroom.
by ThaBigCheesy October 1, 2010
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