Fruit Smoothie

It is the accumulation of semen originating from several gay men after a large orgy, blended with milk, ice and your favorite fruit.

Joe: Fabio, what is in this smoothie?
Fabio: Why do you like it?
Joe: Ehh its a little salty.
Fabio: Thats because a couple of my friends made a fruit smoothie last night.
Joe: FUCK YOU!

by ghostsquad October 6, 2011

Fruit Punch Slushy

When an individual has intercourse with a female outside at precisely 7:30 AM with temperatures below freezing(32 degrees Fahrenheit). The vagina will feel hard and cold, thus resembling a blender. It is given the name "Fruit Punch Slushy" because this would just be called a suicide mission without having the female's period blood(fruit punch) to protect the penis from the inner blades of the cold vagina.

Sean: Hey Amber let's go outside for a Fruit Punch Slushy
Amber: Wow, it's so convenient I didn't put in my tampon today!
Tristan: You guys are such ratchets...

Kyle: Did you guys hear about what happened to Jared?
Reona: haha yeah I heard he thought his girl was on his period, but instead he got his dick ripped off!
Micheal: Such a freshman decision

by PMSquad October 23, 2013

pressed fruit bowl

the act of pushing ones exposed genitals against a window (preferably a car').

When your mom was driving behind us the other day Bob gave her a pressed fruit bowl.

by Copie Boy November 6, 2002

Bust a grape in a fruit fight

Typically means a person is weak and will talk a lot of shit but when it’s time to fight they wouldn’t attempt to swing.

Yo that bitch talk a lot of shit but wouldn’t bust a grape in a fruit fight what a pussy ass hoe.

by Gotdagoodshit December 4, 2018

fruitcakery

fruitcake-ry - madness, weirdness, randomness, stupidity

Oh my god, the fruitcakery. My fucking computer has crashed.

My phone has glitched during a business call......the fruitcakery.

Look at the way he's dressed, multi coloured trousers and purple shoes. The fucking fruitcakery of him.

My car is fucking broken, again. The fruitcakery.

Lost my keys. The fruitcakery.

This fucking situation (is a mess)....the fruitcakery.

You spilt chocolate milkshake over her wedding dress and the fucking dog. Unbelievable...the fruitcakery *shakes head*.

by colm12 January 2, 2015

ghetto fruit

Trash, grocery bags, and old clothes hanging from trees.

"I visited this apartment downtown and there was ghetto fruit all up in those trees!"

by creamycats April 16, 2019

High Hanging Fruit

– noun

1. Anything that is difficult to achieve, and may be put off while simpler alternatives are still available.
2. Matters that take more effort and require more time and are usually most rewarding on a macro level.
3. A person whose association or cooperation with another is of vital importance; supporter.

- slang
Acclaim and Support. “Babe, you’re so magnetic! Very High Hanging Fruit!”.

- antonyms

Low-hanging fruit: quick, easy matters that require little time and usually have a short-term “feel good” effect but yield little in the way of long-term benefit; focussing on granularity.

High Hanging Fruit in foreign policy circles:
A representative responsible for the protection of the interests and nationals of a foreign state, and the promotion of information and friendly relations with a third party. Foreign ministers, excellencies, ambassadors and diplomats.

by Corey Allegory August 10, 2010