When a female smells so bad "down there" that it's not even fishy anymore. It smells like old french fries in a car.
Will: Imma bouts tap Trisha bro!
Nate: Stay clear of her man. She's got a wet french fry!!
Will: BUT SHE KNOWS WHAT TO DO WITH THAT BIG FAT BUTT
Nate: Stay clear of her man. She's got a wet french fry!!
Will: BUT SHE KNOWS WHAT TO DO WITH THAT BIG FAT BUTT
by whoremones July 19, 2014

Usually used in a sarcastic tone, this phrase is to draw attention to two things that one person thinks is the same but clearly aren't.
My friend told me I needed a girlfriend so I named my Fleshlight Girlfriend, Potato tomato french fry.
by TedStriker13 January 25, 2018

frida has the biggest head in the whole entire world like hugamungus big. every guy she comes upon, she thinks they are hot so hit her up mistersss. if she doesn't fine you cute than you really must be fineeee. she weird like that. she has the weirdest taste in guys. she sucks at Roblox and can never beat sam broccoli cheddar soup. like in her dreamsss. -pp, sam, vale
by THE pp ;) January 9, 2020

When someone smiles and the ends of their lips do not curve upward, leaving the smile to look completely horizontal, similar to a french fry laying on its side.
by mayalex September 19, 2021

French fry hairs are the male versions of noodles hairs. They are all over roblox and are uphillers. They are slowly catching up us dahoodians must stay focused.
by ii.tiara May 25, 2022

Slang for hooker. For example surf and turf (your wife) is your main course, potatoes are a side (side chicks) that you keep on the back burner, and french fries (hookers) are girls you pay for. French fries are really bad for you but have you had french fries!! They are so good!! They are a guilty pleasure that you should only have in moderation.
Yo that french fry I banged in Colombia was a dime!!! She had double Ds and a Fat ass so I busted in 30 seconds flat, I still had 59 min and 30 seconds left in the appointment though so I played tic tac toe using her fish net leggings the rest of the time.
by Blonde menas November 19, 2022

She's a french fry short of a Happy Meal, cause when the Special Olympics are on, she thinks it's her birthday.
by Titan2014 July 7, 2017
