wet french fry

When a female smells so bad "down there" that it's not even fishy anymore. It smells like old french fries in a car.
Will: Imma bouts tap Trisha bro!
Nate: Stay clear of her man. She's got a wet french fry!!
Will: BUT SHE KNOWS WHAT TO DO WITH THAT BIG FAT BUTT
by whoremones July 20, 2014
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Potato tomato french fry

Usually used in a sarcastic tone, this phrase is to draw attention to two things that one person thinks is the same but clearly aren't.
My friend told me I needed a girlfriend so I named my Fleshlight Girlfriend, Potato tomato french fry.
by TedStriker13 January 25, 2018
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Mozel tov with a french fry

When you slap your girlfriends butt in the drive thru of a fast food place. Making her bend over and expose her butthole. You then insert the French fry inside her butt and feed it to her.
How was your date last night?

It was great I gave her a mozel tov with a French fry.
by DrButtstuff69 January 05, 2024
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Milk The French Fry

To milk the french fry simply means to milk your penis. As is, milking the french fry, making yourself (or another person) cum by milking their penis.
"I'm gonna go home tonight and milk the french fry!"
"Oh, nice, I'd love to see that!"
by Crappychald123 June 23, 2018
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Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.
She's a french fry short of a Happy Meal, cause when the Special Olympics are on, she thinks it's her birthday.
by Titan2014 July 01, 2017
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French fry hairs

French fry hairs are the male versions of noodles hairs. They are all over roblox and are uphillers. They are slowly catching up us dahoodians must stay focused.
These annoying ass french fry hairs reported me for not giving them money on dh
by ii.tiara May 25, 2022
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Texas French Fry

A fat, messy line of cocaine.
“Why’s Chris so talkative tonight?”

“He snorted a Texas French Fry at the pre-game.”

“Yeah that sounds like him.”
by LogiBogy May 20, 2022
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