Devil's Fork

Deviation from steady streamline flow of Urine, in which the piss takes two independent paths, one of which is usually outside the event horizon of the porcelain bowl and often directly incident on trouser leg or shoe.

Includes "Devil's Forking" in which both feet get a hosing and "Devil's Fork Special" a game in which one attempts to secure flow into two urinals simultaneously.

I impressed the lads in the Gents by a spectacular display of Devil's Forking in which I concurrently pissed on the legs of the persons to the left and right of me.

by The Third Place April 26, 2003

Forgot His Sunglasses

When a man obviously stares at a woman’s breasts while talking to her. Happens when a person is usually wearing sunglasses, where they can stare unnoticed, then takes them off.

"You believe that frado who was talking to me? He was staring at my chest the whole time."
"Yeah, that freak forgot his sunglasses."

by PlutoRoman October 23, 2009

forkage

a fee that restaurants with unused tables could charge for people who want to bring their own food, as long as they order drinks

Hostess: Table for 2?

Diner: Well actually we were just on our way home to eat our take-aways and we saw all these empty tables outside your pub, so we were wondering if you'd let us sit outside. You're welcome to charge us a 'forkage' and we'll order 2 beers...

Hostess: so you'd like to have a picnic at our restaurant. Is that correct?

Diner: kind of yes! But if you're concerned about the take-away boxes, you could serve us the food on your own plates - we promise to tip the waiter! Why don't you suggest the concept to your boss, as a way to fill unused tables?

by Peter Greenwall October 31, 2011

i forgor

a meme version of saying "I forgot"

Or when used in texting/typing, they end the sentence with a skull emoji

The origin of the meme came from a gif that started with "How to get rich quick" then it went to the text "step 1 i forgor"

Person 1: "I have a question?"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "i forgor insert skull emoji here

by PREDOVIAK15 August 19, 2021

rotton but never forgotten

Something so bad it will always be remembered

That was so rotton but never forgotten, I will always know and remember

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

Forgotten

Alone; the feeling that no one cares and left you behind.

"He has forgotten me...why doesn't he care?"

by Risa_4366 December 16, 2008

South Fork High School

A school in Stuart, FL. Home of the bulldogs, the school colors are black and red. Student population consists of "rednecks", preps, nerds, and wannabe gangsters. Seriously, Southfork is believed to be a redneck school. Half of the kids wear Guy Harvey and camo jackets. Most kids hang out in the mall area. The administration sucks and the security guards ride around on shitty golf carts. It's the only public school in the country with a golfcourse. It offers Agriculture and Turf. South Fork is also in the middle of nowhere.

Guy 1:"Which school do you go to?"
Guy 2:"South Fork High School."
Guy 1:"Damn redneck!"

by bullpridefa April 12, 2011