folkert

to think like a cow. Cow brained.

"man that noob is such a folkert" or "hey that guy is really acting like a folkert....what a jerk"

by bina / tech March 30, 2005

follenate

to break wind without emitting a sound

'sorry, it was i who follenated'

by gruddo November 20, 2003

forkening

To fork somebody is when you fuck somebody with a pitch fork. It is often something that dirty farmers and country folk indulge in. When forkening skinny bitches an ordinary kitchen fork may be used.

I gave your mam the best damn forkening she'd ever had. I forkened her in every hole till she bled all over your bedroom floor.

by farmer joe May 5, 2008

folkes

a special friend who is a winnet farmer

Jenny:'is the folkes coming over later?'
maddy:'nahh he is too busy winnet picking'

by tomegg123 November 9, 2011

get folked

Turn of phrase.

To get folked is synonomous with "getting" (understanding, knowing of, or wven watching/living) the Showtime series "Queer as Folk".

Also a play on words. . . ie. get 'fucked'.

1.Mark: Dude, I def got folked last night.
Judy: Oh I know, I can't believe the drama!

2.Andy: Omg, did you guys watch Queer as Folk last night!?
Ryan: God, Andy, no! Why don't you go get folked and leave us alone!

by Cooper Gold April 13, 2008

Falkenberg

One of great skill, many have flocked to watch the talents of them; one who has been born of outstanding body parts

Falkenberg was seen on television using his large muscles to lift heavy weights

by Slasherofthetyre17 February 5, 2013

folkin'

To make up a story

What are you folkin' me?

by Anonymous June 20, 2003