forkening

To fork somebody is when you fuck somebody with a pitch fork. It is often something that dirty farmers and country folk indulge in. When forkening skinny bitches an ordinary kitchen fork may be used.

I gave your mam the best damn forkening she'd ever had. I forkened her in every hole till she bled all over your bedroom floor.

by farmer joe May 5, 2008

the fuckening

When your day is going too well and you don't trust it and some shit finally goes down

Ah, there it is, the fuckening.

by StrangeArtist January 24, 2017

Fuckening

For when your day is going well somehow you don't believe it and suddently something bad happens

Oh here is it the fuckening

by Animelover222 October 5, 2018

Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls

The good place season 1 episode 11, when Elanor realises its not the good place

Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls, you guys were being tortured

by HELLO, I like yellow and purpl September 24, 2018

The fuckening

When you're day is going very well but there has to be that BUT.

Ah yes it's the fuckening again..

by ThatAaAaAaAasianGuy October 9, 2019

Fan forking

The fan girling that you feel in your loins

Oh my god, I'm fan forking so hard over Chris Evans right now. I seriously just wanna take off my pants.

by 129876543 June 2, 2015

The fuckening

The fuckening is when you are in a good ass mood and then suddenly a person completely ruins your mood and makes you suicidial

Ie. I woke up in a happy mood and showed up to see sproull sitting at his desk already bitching “ahh here comes the fuckening”

by Urbanbky123456 March 9, 2019