Foodie

Someone who thinks they know all about food and cuisine but they actually don't know shit.

Boy: Hey, Marc is a total foodie
Girl: I know right!!!
Boy: Will you marry me??
Girl: lol NO

by whereareya... January 18, 2015

foldie

Sexual relations with the folded over skin of a morbidly obese man or woman.

Don's gut has gotten so big he is able to give himself a foldie.

by Uniblob October 20, 2006

foamies

Basically a flip-flop connected to a platform that resembles four sponges stacked on top of each other. A tacky shoe worn by girls with no style.

Did you see that girl with the foamies on?
Did you burn your foamies yet?

by ahwhocares July 28, 2004

Foodie

A fictional personality trait that boring people use to feel special. They've decided that pretending to like food more than everyone else makes them super-duper cool.

They'll usually try to make bold claims, but it's all bullshit. No, you don't have a refined palate... you just ate three or four things you haven't tried before. No, eating for pleasure isn't something that makes you unique... everyone does that... it's why the fucking snack industry exists. And no, you don't possess uncommon knowledge about food... you just watched some Gordon Ramsay videos on YouTube.

Sorry, but being a foodie isn't a real thing. It just isn't. Grow up and develop a real personality.

Tammy: "I had such an amazing dinner! I'm such a foodie!"

Andrew: "You had microwave Swedish meatballs and a Nutty Buddy that's been sitting in your freezer for four years.

Shut the hell up."

by TaxiFred March 2, 2022

Floadie

Roadies that do concerts on cruise ships

I am a floadie.

by Evilaire January 15, 2017

foodiepocolypse

{foo-dee-poc·a·lypse}
1. pseudonymity, symbolic imagery, and the expectation of an imminent cosmic cataclysm in which Gawd or Dog or god or the powers that be destroys the ruling powers of foodie evil and ultimately the entire world because of some monstrous #Frankesteinian food porn hybrid that was birthed into the world solely to grace #Millenials #Instagram accounts.

2. a great food porn disaster •an Instagram apocalypse

As I took a bite of the spaghetti donut from that unholy pop up restaurant at this year's Smorgasburg, I pondered the 2000+ calorie monster milkshakes that were the fad of this season and knew the foodiepocolypse will be coming soon to wipe the human species off the face of the Earth.

by Tsarstepan March 31, 2017

Fondie

Irish slang for a kiss and a hug, usually kissing the cheek while holding the person receiving the fondie.
Primarily said towards children and not adults.

Mam: "Alright, folks, we're heading off! Give yer nana a fondie before you leave."

by potato_in_crime October 3, 2021