Uniblob's definitions

foldie

Sexual relations with the folded over skin of a morbidly obese man or woman.

Don's gut has gotten so big he is able to give himself a foldie.

by Uniblob October 20, 2006

fuckcast

Like 'forecast', a indicator for the probability of getting laid in a given situation.

JOHN: That girl you've been talking to is smokin' hot.
JACK: Yes; I think she really likes me!
JOHN: So, what's the fuckcast?
JACK: About 60%

by uniblob May 12, 2008