Pokémon Flexer

When someone keeps flexing their Pokémon to you as if they’ve won millions of dollars from them but in fact it cost them their left kidney because they didn’t leave their Nintendo in like 16 days, their organs are failing them from neglect and the police is looking for their rotten, nearly dead body, its sweaty smell protruding through the layers upon layers of axe deodorant they dared to call a shower.

#1 - Hey there!
#2 - Don’t talk to him, he’s a Pokémon Flexer, he will only flex his Pokémon to you.

by It’s Chicken February 10, 2021

flexxin

like when you wear something different.

kinda like starting a new style, ( key word kinda ).

you flexxin in that snapback today bro.

by thtguychristian September 8, 2010

flexdex

Company that makes and sells some of the best longboard skateboards around. Composed of fiberglas and designed for speed, the boards are durable, fast, and highly manuverable.

me and my crew were shredding and kyle ate it big time...well, his flexdex is in a better place now.

by Trae September 7, 2008

flexed arm hangover

The sore feelings your arms get after you preform the flexed arm hang in Gym Class.

You: Wow Jake held up their for three strait minuets

Me: He must have the worst flexed arm hangover

You: Ha Ha thats a great word. Did you just make it up?

Me: Yeah!

by BOSOX2007 May 8, 2010

flexxxy

super sexy flexxy

yo flexxy is so sexxy he makes me wanna unfunfufnufn

by agirlthatwantsflexxy November 4, 2003

Flexed

to have "dealt" with, or went out, dated.

i have flexed with 6 guys so far in my whole life.

by kaanybaby February 28, 2009

flexer

Groovy kid approx 5 foot tall with various additional features. Sells himself.

I need Flexer

by Jon's Representative on Earth September 19, 2003