Feltching

The process of inserting a gerbil through a tube that is connected to ones ass hole. The gerbil then goes inside the anus. When the gerbil is desired to exit, the tube is inserted back into the anus and a light is shined into the tube attracting the gerbil out of the anus.

That gerbil is so brown it looks like it was being feltched.

by Bloodsunday October 14, 2004

fleshling

A term of endearment to a carnal female... one who is without soul whose passion is to be used degraded.

She was a mere fleshling who let me do anything I wanted to her.

by Dis of Plutos March 4, 2005

Feltching

The act of Feltching is also when a man (or woman) fucks someone up their ass, and proceeds to lick fr the bottom to the top of their back in one single sexual motion

"Geez raybor, that was one Feltching seriously good felt hung you performed on me last night!"

by Tha Juggla January 4, 2019

fetching

When a women is giving a man a blowjob and it slips out of her mouth and she goes "fetching" for it using no hands only mouth.

Last night my girl was fetching my dick like a pro.

by Stevieeee April 13, 2011

fetching

When having sex with your girlfriend from behind she swallows a bit of bacon rhine on a string, and just before you cum you pull on the string making her gag forcing her to tighten up all her vagina muscles making for intense pleasure.

Last night i was shagging the miss and we tried fetching, best thing i ever done, she was only a little sick on the pillow.

by !!terry!! August 29, 2010

fletching

When you tie a string around a small rodent (usually a gerbil) and let it crawl around in your rectum. Usually performed by gay men.

Those men were fletching with my gerbil!

by Joo February 9, 2004

Fletching

Falling asleep at our desk in just the correct upright position so that no one really knows you're taking a snooze on the clock.

"Oh boy, hope the boss doesn't catch the G-man fletching at his desk again!"

by Gee Monayy August 30, 2009