Fleabix

A small, cute fluffy imaginary creature that is only capable of making monosyllabic sounds.

My fleabix just ran away.

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

Fleam

The residual body heat left after someone or something has been sitting or sleeping somewhere for awhile.

After my dog got off the sofa, I sat in his spot and enjoyed his fleam.

by Happy Possum June 4, 2009

Fleanis

The penis of any mammal when occupied by a flea.

Paco, my toothless chihuahua, currently has a fleanis...

by Crassmaestro December 23, 2019

The fleas have reached my knees

When you believe your old enough that you froth girls in a sexual way

“Boys gather round. The fleas have reached my knees!”

by For Sure Dharmic April 20, 2019

fleabag

Scabby, flea ridden, nasty

Person1: *sprays imaginary fleaspray*
Person1: you're such a fleabag, person2
Person2: *protests distaste for the idea*

by Kureigu-San III January 9, 2004

flea flicker

literally someone whose job it is to flick fleas off of their employer, employers family or guests.

someone of extremely low social standing, who is obliged to engage in humiliating professions just to get by

Lady Gaga thrives off of her paparazzi flea flickers

If it hadn't been for his family name and inherited wealth, George W Bush would like have amounted to little more than a flea flicker.

by ayyfron August 5, 2010

Flea Collar

When a woman wears an engagement/wedding ring in order to keep away unwanted attention from men.

Man 1: "She's married man! Look at the ring on her finger."
Man 2: "Nah man, that ain't nothing but a flea collar. She's trying to keep all the bugs off."

by A - man - DUH September 25, 2011