flat earther

Someone thats is stupid and is surviving on one singular braincell,preferably a boomer or someone that dropped out of school and failed every single science test.

That dude standing over there is a flat earther,take out your guns,henry,wake him up

by August 02, 2022

flat earther

The worst kind of internet troll after Anti-broines.

flat earther flat out ignore physics.

by PhoenixQNebula March 14, 2016

Flat earther

A person who doesn't believe NASA really visited the moon and that we actually live on a geocentric model.

I'm a flat earther, haven't you noticed how there is never any visible curvature even from photos taken miles up, what happened to 8" of curvature every mile? research it before you dismiss it.

by lolplur July 29, 2016

flat earther

1)Someone who was dropped on their head as a child.

2)Someone who became autistic from vaccinations.

"In minecraft the Earth is flat!"
"I hate flat Earthers, I bet they thinks vaccinations don't cause autism

by BooredPersonn June 14, 2019

Flat earther

Logic at negative infinity and ignorance at positive infinity.

A friend I don't have- look flat earther!
Me- you mean a waste of earth's resources right?

A friend I don't have- look flat earther!
Me- Oh so that's why I just lost all my brain cells.

by pwarrow88 November 23, 2021

Flat earther

Flat earther (noun): One that thinks that everybody that doesn't share his opinion is a sheep. Also doesn't believe a word anyone says unless it came from Facebook.

Normal person: Hey did you hear about this rocket they are launching?
Flat earther: You mean the one that's gonna spray us with mind-controlling devices?
Normal person: Wtf man?
Flat earther: I read it on Facebook

by Atnedr May 17, 2021

Flat earther

Morons who believe the earth is flat, even though it makes no sense from 3 key points
1. If earth is flat, why are the other planets not?
2. If earth is a disk, explain how from the moon, earth has some continents that remain hidden from view when looking at it straight on?
3. If earth Is flat, then how can you explain how Antarctica is a massive island that can be seen from space?

Bonus point!
If earth is flat then why is the water not pooling to the centre of the world's surface due to gravitational pull to the centre of the world?

Normal person 1: uses logic to disprove flat earther's conspiracy theories

Flat earther walks away
Normal person 2: outstanding move!

by Dopeytwitsucksatfootball October 18, 2021